By izerz - 26/03/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I got home to find my mom sitting in the kitchen reading the mail. I saw an empty bottle of Absolut peach vodka on the counter. Surprised, I picked it up and said "Wow, who drinks this?" Her reply was "Why don't you tell me? I found it in your room." FML
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izerz 0

OKAY just to clarify some things.. because i am the one who posted this... i am 18 ... im a GIRL... and yes it was mine... i had left it in a bag months ago and when my mom was taking my laundry found it... and peach vodka? its actually quite good if you mix it with the right things.. esp cran juice, orange juice, and redbull.. i know its a lot.. but being a girl.. i dont really like hard liquor.. just the effects of it lol

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Jimboom 11

Dumbass. Even forth graders know that you get rid of empty bottles ASAP. Even if you have to throw them out of your window, you can still claim some idiot littered on your lawn. But Peach Vodka?? Dude. that's weak. Get some better taste in booze and then try again. Either that or start smoking pot.. no empty bottles to hide then.

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birds_fml 7

Well, was it yours or not?

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gorgeous_vampire 0

how old are you and what is the legal drinking age where you live? i'd assume 21 and you live in america and you're real age is either 16 or 17? im english and i have drank since i was about 14 and my mom and dad never got that mad with me, no offence, but they need to loosen up a bit!!!!

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gorgeous_vampire 0

"aaarghalex" do you go to UClan????? because i do!!!!!!!!

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Darthbane2007 17

" Today, I found out that my son likes Peach Vodka. FML."

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lol_urlife_sucks 0

it's not that hard to get rid of alcohol bottles, even take them to the beer store for a refund

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Save_Bandit 5

in an absolut world, friends would get together more often.

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missawesome16 0

u should hav shared shed be less mad

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puggle12345 0

YDI for not sharing it with her :P

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PrimeStarscream 30

Find a better hiding place.

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eatpussy 0

Never heard of "throw it in the yard and claim someone else did it"?

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MeleMallory 0

I feel sorry for everybody who needs alcohol to have fun...

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