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By OhGeez - 08/06/2009 19:41 - Canada

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Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML

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4bbaf9d3caaa8f84 20

Tuesday 9 June 2009 1:59

wow, that sucks. At least you didn't call out someone's name like your mom's, dog's, sister's etc...

FrootLoops_ 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:00

that must have been awkward afterwards :)

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effthis 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:16

better than fapping

suckstobeyou3 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:18

I was hypnotized in front of my whole school once. True, you have some say in what you do, but for the most part, no. The only thing you really think about are harsh consequences, like if anybody were to get hurt by what you are about to do. Those thoughts cross your mind for a split second, and then you are influenced to go on right ahead. I'm on YouTube doing an Irish jig and getting mad at my shoe because it stopped playing music, which I don't remember at all. Do you really think I would have done that if I was thinking clearly?

deliriumevoked 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:29

If that happened to me, I'd probably lay back and diddle myself lol! You are not alone!

newguy12 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:24

dude hypnosis doesnt work, i think u just wanted an excuse to hump th floor, moron

Sweet_child_NOT 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:24

Today, I was doing hypnosis for my school variety show. I told the guy who volunteered to do something he enjoyed. He started humping the effing floor. FML.

IllegalLight 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:28

@ #95 are you kidding me? I talk to my shoes all the time. what kind of music do your shoes play?

gingermonster16 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:28

Hahaha. Oh well, they were probably all thinking the same thing anyways.

rockstarbaby21 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:34

aww..I feel bad for you. if that was me I will fell so embarassed

4oooo 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:36

And this will stick with you until you graduate I wonder what nicknames you'll have.......

xoxoprivatexoxo 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:39

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