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By OhGeez - 08/06/2009 19:41 - Canada

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Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML

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Today, at school, I was asked to play a complex piano piece in front of my class, teachers and guests. I nailed it, but what stood out most for everyone was how I apparently looked like I was being possessed while performing. FML

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By skyhawk13 - 30/10/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, at my school's Midnight Madness, I was selected to show my school spirit in a contest. Being drunk, I decided to hump the school mascot in front of 300 people. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2014 17:26 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML

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By lifesucks - 24/02/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, I got hypnotized in front of my entire school. Once I was hypnotized the guy told me that the hottest celebrity in the world was in the audience and then he told me to point out who I saw. I said I saw Mick Jagger. I'm a guy. FML

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By Math_Rocker - 02/09/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2023 22:00

Today, I was playing a virtual reality game at a gaming convention. I got so into it that I didn't realize I was screaming and flailing around in. A crowd had gathered to watch my dumbass embarrass myself. FML

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By xsnqw - 19/01/2016 22:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML

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4bbaf9d3caaa8f84 20

Tuesday 9 June 2009 1:59

wow, that sucks. At least you didn't call out someone's name like your mom's, dog's, sister's etc...

FrootLoops_ 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:00

that must have been awkward afterwards :)

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Night22_fml 4

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:26

I enjoy the monthly floor-sex too!

burttrub0 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:26

Just say you were doing the worm and play it off as if its been something youve been practicing, but you only wish it wasnt so awkward. And make jokes about it

merri_fml 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:29

You deserve that one. I've been hypnotized before and while I didn't necessarily CARE what I was doing, I was still able to maintain a level of control over myself. Deep down (even though you didn't want to admit it) you wanted to show the school that.

cstevanus 4

Friday 27 August 2010 10:50

i have been hypnotized as well. and i had no control over myself. i didnt even know i was being hypnotized until i woke up.

PerditaDessa 38

Sunday 29 January 2012 21:50

260: You mustn't be too smart then. Hypnotism is nothing more than suggestions.

Thunk 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:29

Think of how much worse it could have been if you had whipped your schlong out and start whackin off.

imfromtexas02 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:32

dude that's hilarious

funsize003 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:32

just say you enjoy doing crunches, and happened to be laying on your face. :) or admit that you enjoy a good ****.

NoMercy_fml 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:33

Nothing wrong with that. I enjoy that too. The sex thing I mean. Not the floor thing. What did 23 say?

wowfmlife 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:33

#55 is right. That would've been epic

xmusik 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:33

I agree with #55. I was about to say the same thing. But you made it more amusing.

Tim3 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:35

At least you kept your pants on :)

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