Miscellaneous: Today, I got in my sister's car outside the movie theater and...

By sucks4me - 18/06/2011 04:45 - United States

Today, I got in my sister's car outside the movie theater and started talking about the movie. When I realized she wasn't saying anything, I looked up to see my ex-boyfriend sitting in the drivers seat. I got in the wrong car. FML

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By blackandblue - 02/11/2010 16:26 - United States

Today, I was waiting for a friend to pick me up. It was after dark and I was nervous, so when he pulled up I immediately jumped in the car. The young girl in the driver's seat started freaking out, screaming and punching me in the face repeatedly. I'd accidentally gotten in the wrong car. FML

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You deserved it 28 822

Betrayal

By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

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You deserved it 3 351

By Awkward - 25/04/2011 18:38 - United States

Today, while driving on the highway, I got stuck in a traffic jam. Upon glancing over at the car in the next lane, I saw it was my ex as of a week ago. We sat in barely moving traffic right next to each other for half an hour. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 825

You deserved it 4 304

By Anonymous - 18/09/2010 14:41 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting picked up by my dad after I had been swimming. I saw his car, so I walked over to it, got in and started talking about how I'd seen my brother. It wasn't until after I had put my seat belt on that I realized I was talking to a complete stranger. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 425

You deserved it 29 402

By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

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You deserved it 5 060

By a man - 13/07/2013 13:20 - United States - Houston

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML

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You deserved it 5 388

Goddammit

By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 02:20 - United States

Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 323

You deserved it 31 925

By Anon - 28/12/2012 08:14 - United States - Southbury

Today, I was racing my friends to the car for shotgun in the parking lot at night. I opened the passenger door of the car to find an old lady staring at me. It was the wrong car. FML

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You deserved it 35 600

Romantic move

By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

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You deserved it 25 655

By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 19:22 - United States

Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 958

You deserved it 7 912

feanor15 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 12:19

what are odds eh?!

EvilPotato 14

Saturday 18 June 2011 12:21

awkward.

Comments

waterboy14 7

Sunday 19 June 2011 16:52

ahhaha ur ex-boyfriend has a chick car ...

rroxie124 5

Sunday 19 June 2011 19:02

Well I bet that was a long awkward silence

CurlyQ1993 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 21:10

atleast you knew him

BobsUrAunty 2

Monday 20 June 2011 3:58

idk why but I actually laughed aloud at 'fishbowlin' haha

MeRcixXxTRiPp 0

Monday 20 June 2011 5:07

I feel almost as blonde as OP cuz I don't understand this FML

koe4 0

Monday 20 June 2011 8:42

maybe they just broke up and she's used to getting into his car?

epicepidural 2

Monday 20 June 2011 11:39

did you buckle your seatbelt?

kiwi_x 4

Monday 20 June 2011 22:38

What are the odds that the car you managed to go in was your ex boyfriends and that he has the exact same car as your sister.

anndiwhite 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 2:28

haha how ironic.. that must have been akward.

emilyissutee 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 14:48

yeah you probably are blonde but its okay i am too i even spelled my username wrong. its supposed to be emilyiscutee. i bet it was weird getting out though.