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By Read The Fine Print - 24/11/2012 05:55 - United States - Sylmar

Today, I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his information, but instead stood there saying, "Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there." FML

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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By T-Shain - 31/05/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I rear-ended a car. While we were waiting for the police, we made small talk, at which point I learned that he was an attorney. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 03:05 - United States

Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2011 02:24 - United States

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2010 19:41 - United States

Today, I stopped at a yellow light. The guy behind me did not. He had no insurance. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2016 03:40 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML

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By Mark - 09/09/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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By hendrixisgod86 - 15/05/2015 18:48 - United States - Crestview

Today, some genius shot through a red light, hitting my car and nearly killing me. When I went to ask if he was okay, the first words out of his mouth were, "I hope you have insurance". FML

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By Anon - 09/02/2016 12:39 - United States - Toledo

Today, I got into a car accident. The other driver was going so fast that when we hit, our cars positioned themselves to make it look like it was all my fault. He keeps blaming me for everything and the position of the cars doesn't help. FML

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Saturday 24 November 2012 11:45

"Like a normal person; call the ******* cops"

keven501 12

Saturday 24 November 2012 11:44

With a giant stuffed panda bear!

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Saturday 24 November 2012 20:15

Did you get his license plate at least?

Sandman366 6

Saturday 24 November 2012 20:55

If he expected that to work, PLEASE tell me you ran him over.

YakuzaxGeneralz 9

Saturday 24 November 2012 21:07

You should have said "with a tire iron!" and bashed his windshield in.

BlueFlatts 20

Saturday 24 November 2012 21:17

I hope you grabbed his license plate number while he stood there acting like an idiot.

AlexRen 21

Saturday 24 November 2012 22:01

While he was singing that, I would have start taking pictures of his license plate, the wreckage also of him.

wisecatlady123 11

Saturday 24 November 2012 23:44

CAN I GET A HOT TUB?!?!?

CeltyStark 3

Sunday 25 November 2012 0:32

That is hilarious

sweetmama88 6

Sunday 25 November 2012 1:12

I was just wonder did anyone show up ? Hopefully the cops showed up.

mizteri 1

Sunday 25 November 2012 4:06

Called. License plate. Get it. Call cops. Yup get info.

beebeeL 1

Sunday 25 November 2012 5:29

call the popo ho

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