Transportation: Today, I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his...

By Read The Fine Print - 24/11/2012 05:55 - United States - Sylmar

Today, I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his information, but instead stood there saying, "Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there." FML

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You deserved it 2 253

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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You deserved it 7 619

By T-Shain - 31/05/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I rear-ended a car. While we were waiting for the police, we made small talk, at which point I learned that he was an attorney. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 392

You deserved it 8 537

By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 03:05 - United States

Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML

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You deserved it 2 193

By Anonymous - 17/11/2011 02:24 - United States

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 575

You deserved it 8 774

By Anonymous - 15/05/2010 19:41 - United States

Today, I stopped at a yellow light. The guy behind me did not. He had no insurance. FML

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You deserved it 6 941

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2016 03:40 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 971

You deserved it 4 712

By Mark - 09/09/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 421

You deserved it 2 191

By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 824

You deserved it 205

By hendrixisgod86 - 15/05/2015 18:48 - United States - Crestview

Today, some genius shot through a red light, hitting my car and nearly killing me. When I went to ask if he was okay, the first words out of his mouth were, "I hope you have insurance". FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 138

You deserved it 2 145

By Anon - 09/02/2016 12:39 - United States - Toledo

Today, I got into a car accident. The other driver was going so fast that when we hit, our cars positioned themselves to make it look like it was all my fault. He keeps blaming me for everything and the position of the cars doesn't help. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 705

You deserved it 1 499

RougeRamirez 8

Saturday 24 November 2012 11:45

"Like a normal person; call the ******* cops"

keven501 12

Saturday 24 November 2012 11:44

With a giant stuffed panda bear!

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The_F3rris 11

Saturday 24 November 2012 14:41

Im guessing a statefarm agent didnt pop up.

JustMery 9

Saturday 24 November 2012 14:58

Hi this is Jake. From State Farm.

mzcherrybaby 2

Saturday 24 November 2012 16:35

Jake from state farm what are you wearing?

JustMery 9

Saturday 24 November 2012 16:46

Khakis..

SarcasticUnicorn 9

Saturday 24 November 2012 17:16

She sounds hideous.

ShyAnn29 14

Saturday 24 November 2012 19:16

She's a guy, so...

tsent8 15

Saturday 24 November 2012 19:26

*end of commercial*

FlyingPie 17

Saturday 24 November 2012 15:48

I'd be a wreck if someone did that. I'd ensure thet he eventually does more than that.

perdix 29

Saturday 24 November 2012 15:56

I guess he forgot the lyrics to that classic song, "I'm a ******* Uninsured Motorist!" Huge hit from the 80's!

Schiffy 18

Saturday 24 November 2012 16:03

Bet he has Geico.......

mzcherrybaby 2

Saturday 24 November 2012 16:32

Can I get a hot tub

poindexter25 5

Saturday 24 November 2012 17:12

That's not bad, that's just awesome if I ever had the chance to do that I would

Michaelsmith1502 4

Saturday 24 November 2012 17:56

Lol awesome

yeti37 16

Saturday 24 November 2012 18:04

today's haiku: State Farm or Geiko Elephant or Progressive Duct tape is cheaper

BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Sunday 25 November 2012 2:12

Um..... What?

poindexter25 5

Sunday 25 November 2012 5:00

Duct tape for the car yo

tsent8 15

Saturday 24 November 2012 19:28

The Good hands of farmers who like a good neighbor are always there.

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Today, I tried reaching out to a brand on Instagram, telling them I'm a rising influencer and would love a free sample of some of their products to review. They replied back with a laughing emoji and "You have 44 followers. Eat shit." Then they posted it on their story, with my name listed. FML

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Today, at work at an OB office, I heard a ruckus in the hallway before a very large woman burst into my room and tried to attack my very pregnant patient. Crazy lady is the wife of the pregnant lady’s baby daddy, who is nowhere to be found. I don’t get paid enough for this shit. FML

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Today, while registering at the grocery store, a customer came into my lane with a 100 piece boiled shrimp platter. Feeling hungry, I muttered, "Nom nom" under my breath. The old man called my supervisor. Apparently I called him a moron. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 184

You deserved it 30 273

Today, at work, a customer was staring at me for a long time. Hoping to break the awkwardness, I asked him what brought him to the store today. He complimented me on my friendly demeanor, then followed up with, "Since you're so friendly, how about coming in the bathroom with me and giving me a hand?" FML

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Today, I noticed that my mom still has me saved in her phone with my married name. I told her she could change it back to my maiden name. She said, "Not until it's legal!" My husband and I have been separated for more than 2 years and my divorce will be finalized in 2 days. She still won't change it. FML

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You deserved it 225

Today, it was my 21st birthday. My roommate insisted her friend join us. They both got belligerently drunk while I was pretty sober. We ended the night at 12am with her friend violently sobbing at the bar over her boyfriend, while I played Subway Surfers. Yay. FML

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Today, I got fired from my first job because of the herpes on my lip. It was actually a 2nd degree burn from soup that splashed on to my lips when I was serving it but my manager doesn't believe me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 287

You deserved it 1 242

Today, I walked in on a homeless guy peeing on a turd on the floor of the women's restroom at the park. I'm a janitor for the city. FML

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Same thing different taste

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