By what_a_loner - 17/11/2013 22:07 - Canada - Bowmanville

Today, I got into a fight with a lawn chair. It won. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 168
You deserved it 12 429

Same thing different taste

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What were you attempting to do besides sit on it?

Don't worry. Here on FML, losing fights to inanimate objects is something of a routine occurrence.

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I understand. They either work first time or not at all.

A kitchen chair would destroy you if you can't even take a Lawn chair.

I've learned to never argue with or fight against inanimate objects. They automatically win in those situations. So sorry., OP.

priceyfml 7

What is the point to this post... It doesn't even sound logical.

Listen, everyone knows you don't tangle with lawn chairs, those things are crazy. Especially if you're in a drunken stupor.

perdix 29

Worst John Cougar Mellenkamp song ever! He should have just left it at "Authority" and moved on.

once the lawn chair is mastered, the next boss level is the hammock

Mowing the grass in the hot sun I fought the lawn (chair) and the lawn (chair) won I fought the lawn (chair) and the lawn (chair) won

That was copied from Austin and ally. Don't try and be funny.

Don't fight inanimate objects. They fell no pain. You can't won.