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By James - 26/08/2011 18:29 - Canada

Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom, because apparently I'm an idiot for not sharing her belief that chickens are mammals. She has a university degree in this stuff. FML
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Same thing different taste

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74 No matter how you cook a tomato it's still a fruit. If you put lettuce in a parfait does that make it a fruit? If you wear socks outside are they magically shoes? The only time you can transform a fruit into a vegetable is if you completely paralyze Richard Simmons.

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im_awesomer 0
ikickgingers 15

So your mother is a university educated chicken expert?

LSU33DucKAholiC 0

Poultry Science... You can major in that.. Unfortunate that anyone would really want to but it's true.

ikickgingers 15

Wtf kind of job would get with a degree like that ?

babyXXboo17 0

Dolphins are mammals? And so are chickens?

a chicken is is not a mammal a chicken is a aves aka a bird. A mammal is a group of air-breathing vertebrate animals characterized by the possession of hair, three middle ear bones, and mammary glands functional in mothers with young. Most mammals also possess sweat glands and specialized teeth, Birds (class Aves) are feathered, winged, bipedal, endothermic (warm-blooded), egg-laying, vertebrate animals. here is a full classification of a chicken. your mom does not know her facts. sorry! Kingdom: Animalia Phylum: Chordata Class: Aves Order: Galliformes Family: Phasianidae Subfamily: Phasianinae Genus: Gallus Species: Gallus gallus Subspecies: Gallus gallus domesticus

all you had to do was read the first sentence. wow people are lazy.

LSU33DucKAholiC 0

Hmm someone is an ADP science major...

studied alot of chemistry some phsyics and lots of math. I am a paralegal major though. go figure:) just well read. i hate biology though. the names. all the names. god i hate that.

JPLovesAnimals 4

it is easier to reference a text when you want to put up definitions. the only egg laying mammal is a platypus.

And we're arguing over tomatoes and sarcasm. I bet any higher power is face palming at us right now. Whoah I wonder what type of FML any higher power would have.

And she's waving this degree stuff in your face like it's proof, isnt it? Well I'm a veterinarian. And chicken are obviously fish.

MsMeiriona 2

Now I'm craving tuna. Chicken of the sea, yum.

bloodshedblack 5

Dolphins are marine mammals and spiders are Arachnids.

Oh yeah? Im a veterinarian. Chickens are obviously fish.