Miscellaneous: Today, I got into an argument with my dad in his hotel room....

By fuckbucket14 - 14/04/2012 22:56 - Egypt - Hurghada

Today, I got into an argument with my dad in his hotel room. I lost my temper and stormed out onto the balcony for some fresh air, at which point he decided to lock the door behind me, trapping me there for half an hour while he watched TV. FML

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By Todd - 14/08/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2013 20:13 - Germany - Koblenz

Today, after an argument with my wife, I stormed out of our bedroom through the sliding doors to the balcony. Only there was no balcony, because it still hasn't been replaced yet. I'm now laid-up in hospital. FML

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By unknown - 13/12/2011 02:04 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML

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By sonofaneuroticwench - 20/08/2014 20:08 - United States - Rice Lake

Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML

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By edhere4u2nv - 06/06/2012 18:51 - United States - Ozone Park

Today, I got into a fight with my mom, and stormed out of the house. I walked two blocks before realizing that I have no place to go, and no friends to vent to. FML

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By Yoooooo0 - 29/11/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML

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Drunken antics

By DevilsTemptation - 29/08/2019 02:01 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, my dad got extremely drunk, so I took away his car keys and left on foot. When I came back, I saw that he had broken down my door. Now my dad is mad at me for not giving him the keys when he was drunk, and I'm door-less. FML

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Anger management

By FML - 08/12/2013 18:00 - Puerto Rico - Cayey

Today, my dad came home drunk off his ass. So drunk that he couldn't manage to open the refrigerator, and ended up punching it in a fit of rage. When I tried to calm him down and get him to bed, he told me to fuck off, and grounded me. FML

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Can't win

By Anonymous - 04/08/2021 02:00 - Australia

Today, I got yelled at for staying in my room too long; got yelled at for going out of my room; got yelled at for staying at a friend's place. FML

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Drama!

By Anonymous - 16/09/2024 14:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I tried to make a dramatic exit after arguing with my flatmate. I slammed the door, but the handle broke, and I had to ask him for help to fix it. FML

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chickenwalrus 14

Sunday 15 April 2012 2:41

i love how your username is "fuckbucket"

zoPwNAgEzo 21

Sunday 15 April 2012 2:50

What's an asswhole?

Comments

tootsie68 22

Sunday 15 April 2012 5:57

That sucks

kitta22 6

Sunday 15 April 2012 6:05

moon him

willyd1991 1

Sunday 15 April 2012 6:16

Well it was "his" hotel room. Sorry OP I would have done the same thing just for ***** and giggles.

Kendraluv 0

Sunday 15 April 2012 6:47

I would of knocked the door down and say wat is that is it a lock or ur face In the ground dad

stfu_bam 5

Sunday 15 April 2012 7:07

Awesome dad . x]

Driveshaft 5

Sunday 15 April 2012 7:08

Bwahaha, points to your dad! I'd have done the same!

PrincessPesa 20

Sunday 15 April 2012 7:17

Pee off the balcony! Dad might get madder but you can always make a mad dash for the door while he's raging around.

groupleader 7

Sunday 15 April 2012 7:22

His room, I wouldn't have let you back in at all, get your own room asshole

auzz1_pride 9

Sunday 15 April 2012 10:12

OP, is probably just a kid you sinister bastard, we're you dropped on your head when you were born?

wittygirl 8

Sunday 15 April 2012 7:25

Wow what a dick

trollierthanthou 1

Sunday 15 April 2012 7:29

should have got a chair put one foot on it and the other on the railing and threaten to jump until he let you back in.

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