Intimacy: Today, I got into an argument with my wife over how she spends...

FML for mobile
Free

By Anonymous - 14/01/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, I got into an argument with my wife over how she spends too much time with her gay best friend. Now she says that if I want to ever get intimate with her again, I'll have to let her watch as I give him a striptease. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 346

You deserved it 11 293

Fête de la Musique: Notes et Négligences
When melodies meet misadventures, the Fête de la Musique becomes a symphony of laughter! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

What goes around…

By Anonymous - 02/08/2020 20:01

Today, my wife demanded that I cut all ties with my best friend, just because she doesn't like the jokes he tells. Now she's bitching that she's upset because his wife, who she works with, is talking about her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 537

You deserved it 347

Creepy

By Anonymous - 13/01/2021 20:01

Today, I had a huge argument with my wife because I declined a lunch invite with a married couple who live nearby. My wife has severe social anxiety, so having a friend nearby is a huge win for her. What my wife doesn’t know is that her new friend keeps hitting on me, and has already sent me unsolicited nudes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 045

You deserved it 323

Permission granted and rejected

By Anonymous - 28/09/2023 04:00

Today, my wife lost interest in sex a long time ago. I’ve tried to reignite her interest lately, which culminated in an argument where she gave me permission to go out and shag other women. We might as well divorce at this point if she’s going to say things like that. FML

I agree, your life sucks 698

You deserved it 135

Make your mind up

By Anonymous - 14/12/2021 01:58

Today, I had threesome with my wife and her best friend. Now my wife is mad at me for sleeping with her best friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 404

You deserved it 1 283

By Irrationalwife - 31/03/2019 00:00

Today, my husband and I got into a fight about his pervert friend who regularly shows blatant disrespect for our marriage, including sending me inappropriate texts. Apparently this friend should have my full trust, and apparently I am the one with the issue for not excusing his bad behavior. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 468

You deserved it 232

Healthy relationship goals

By leapfrog998 - 05/08/2021 14:01 - Canada - Bancroft

Today, my husband told me to stop being friends with my best guy friend because I won't let him hang out with his ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 525

You deserved it 976

Not sure that's how it works

By Julisna - 16/09/2021 20:00

Today, after getting sick of my boyfriend pestering me for a threesome, I invited a male friend over. My boyfriend strongly declined, because, "Hell no, I ain’t gay." So this man expects me to be a lesbian, but him being gay is a problem. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 751

You deserved it 334

By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 444

You deserved it 3 134

What are you doing?

By Noname - 20/02/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, I started doing a striptease for my husband. He asked me to stop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 92 422

You deserved it 19 398

Sounds like a sitcom

By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 16:00

Today, I had to warn the decorator we hired to stop being inappropriate with my wife or I’d fire his ass. Turns out not only is he gay, like super gay with his husband on Facebook, he’s also my wife’s old college buddy. He started crying on our sofa and my wife hit me with her handbag. FML

I agree, your life sucks 425

You deserved it 1 724

k8izgr8_fml 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 23:21

well OP what's more important to you? your pride and masculinity, or getting laid? START UNDRESSING

Jakesterk96 8

Saturday 14 January 2012 23:51

Get a lesbian and make her your best friend, problem solved.

Comments

mlgprodotcom 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 1:26

Dude wtf divorce her ass!

grands138 4

Sunday 15 January 2012 1:26

Tell her it's her choice... You can get your lovin' from her or someone else. We need sex like we need oxygen. Dislike that all you want, but if you use sex as a weapon, don't be surprised when it backfires.

bubo_fml 10

Sunday 15 January 2012 1:27

You: a G-string. Him: a wad of singles...Get to work, Son!!

bubo_fml 10

Sunday 15 January 2012 1:30

Will she return the favor? If she does, will you have a furious fap-off?

chitown23 4

Sunday 15 January 2012 1:33

Slap a hoe

mikedr94 2

Sunday 15 January 2012 1:35

Go find urself a gay female friend;)

_MidnightLuna_ 17

Sunday 15 January 2012 1:35

While I don't think it was right for her to say that... why the hell is it a problem that she hangs out with her 'gay' best friend. And what does gay have to do with it?

snafu63 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 1:41

sounds like a great woman. very healthy relationship.

tygerarmy 35

Sunday 15 January 2012 1:42

Don't do it. Tell your wife that you don't have a problem with her spending time with her friend and that you just want to spend more time with her. If that fails let her watch your hand give you a little more than a striptease.

Fmlsea 28

Sunday 15 January 2012 1:54

Oh come on sure saying she shouldn't spend too much time with gay friend is bad but getting him to do a strip tease for said gay best friend that's worse