By Anonymous - 14/01/2012 19:26 - United States

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Today, I got into an argument with my wife over how she spends too much time with her gay best friend. Now she says that if I want to ever get intimate with her again, I'll have to let her watch as I give him a striptease. FML
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k8izgr8_fml 0

well OP what's more important to you? your pride and masculinity, or getting laid? START UNDRESSING

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Jakesterk96 8

Get a lesbian and make her your best friend, problem solved.

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mlgprodotcom 0

Dude wtf divorce her ass!

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grands138 4

Tell her it's her choice... You can get your lovin' from her or someone else. We need sex like we need oxygen. Dislike that all you want, but if you use sex as a weapon, don't be surprised when it backfires.

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bubo_fml 10

You: a G-string. Him: a wad of singles...Get to work, Son!!

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bubo_fml 10

Will she return the favor? If she does, will you have a furious fap-off?

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_MidnightLuna_ 17

While I don't think it was right for her to say that... why the hell is it a problem that she hangs out with her 'gay' best friend. And what does gay have to do with it?

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snafu63 0

sounds like a great woman. very healthy relationship.

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tygerarmy 35

Don't do it. Tell your wife that you don't have a problem with her spending time with her friend and that you just want to spend more time with her. If that fails let her watch your hand give you a little more than a striptease.

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Fmlsea 28

Oh come on sure saying she shouldn't spend too much time with gay friend is bad but getting him to do a strip tease for said gay best friend that's worse

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