By Anonymous - 14/01/2012 19:26 - United States

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Today, I got into an argument with my wife over how she spends too much time with her gay best friend. Now she says that if I want to ever get intimate with her again, I'll have to let her watch as I give him a striptease. FML
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k8izgr8_fml 0

well OP what's more important to you? your pride and masculinity, or getting laid? START UNDRESSING

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Jakesterk96 8

Get a lesbian and make her your best friend, problem solved.

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high_tower87 9

Divorce. Find a younger hotter woman. That's disgusting that she would even suggest that. Sorry OP.

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Mipz 2

Obviously the wife only said yhat to make him stop bitching. Everyone's taking it so seriously.

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TheJashinist 8

Wow, that's a bit extreme. By my standards anyway.

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lucyinthesky420 10

It sounds like your wife is more attracted to her gay friend...

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Awsumuzzie 12

She's being loyal to her biffle. (sarcasm)

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Fmeonce_shameonu 15

Sounds like she is trying to wrangle into a threesome. She obviously is a crazy bitch...you knew what you were getting yourself into when you married her

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huey211 1

damm....tht suxs a lot like...a lot a lot multiplied by alot

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brianjman14 22

Your spelling sucks like a lot...a lot a lot multiplied by alot.

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Mayshod 3

Be a man. Tell her to **** off about the striptease. But being a man also mean not caring if she's hanging with a GAY friend. Stop being a jealous little boy and grow up.

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