Miscellaneous: Today, I got into my boyfriend's car having to pee really badly....

By whyme_ss - 23/02/2010 22:10 - United States

Today, I got into my boyfriend's car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML

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You deserved it 45 302

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By Dani - 24/01/2012 05:23 - Australia

Today, I tried to take a piss in the woods, but ended up peeing all over my feet. I still had to hike another five hours in wet shoes. My boyfriend's only comment was, "At least you didn't wet your pants." FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 330

You deserved it 26 736

By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 447

You deserved it 5 234

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By shelly - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 958

You deserved it 7 573

By monkeyzz - 12/10/2012 11:11 - United States - Sonora

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out on his deck out back. When leaving, I heard the sliding glass door open on the upper deck, I froze in the yard to not be seen. Too bad I didn't move. Apparently his dad pees off the deck at night. I had to walk home covered in pee. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 560

You deserved it 6 999

By eggnoodles - 13/12/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 007

You deserved it 53 188

By WhyTheFNot - 20/06/2009 18:06 - United States

Today, I came home from work and had to pee so badly that I ran to the bathroom and ripped my pants down. My touch screen phone dropped from my pocket and started calling my boyfriend. Since I couldn't quite reach the phone, I left a message of me peeing on his cell. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 476

You deserved it 9 331

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2023 14:00

Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML

I agree, your life sucks 640

You deserved it 158

By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 412

You deserved it 2 687

By goldenshower - 05/02/2010 18:22 - United States

Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 499

You deserved it 56 516

By Embarassed - 10/09/2009 05:32 - Canada

Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 598

You deserved it 8 129

under_estimated 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:01

you should have just told him before you got in the car and uh...went...duh

UniverseMan 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:04

You should of told him to stop the car...how hard is it to get out and go pee in a bush or something

Comments

dontpanic_fml 32

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:17

...i don't care if the boyfriend kicked her out, bitch-slapped her, and left her in the middle of NOWHERE. you DON'T ****** pee yourself like that if you're older than 2. she completely deserved anything he did to her. period. even if otherwise it would seem dicky. either that, or my other thought which was like #18's...fhl because she's with a pedo and she's in preschool.

Osakhomen 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:28

Pee can come out of a car seat, it's not like she intentionally peed in his car.. He overreacted, instead of comforting his GF, he made her feel like shit.

dontpanic_fml 32

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:49

i'm not gonna comfort someone who's old enough to write an FML but can't keep themselves from peeing their pants! please!

shelbydennis 4

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:53

Yeah, right?! If it was me I would've done the same thing. If someone I was dating wants to seem so perfect that they can't ******* say "Yo I need 2 minutes to go to the bathroom" then we would sooo never work. I would've dumped your ass out of my car too!

tomahawkinyouall 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:17

orangutan poop? octagon pie? octopus period?

demoon_fml 7

Wednesday 24 February 2010 3:01

it meens original poster.

boatkicker 4

Wednesday 24 February 2010 5:15

I dunno. I kinda like octagon pie. I vote we change the meaning of OP.

Charos 1

Saturday 27 February 2010 16:56

Mmmmm...octagon pie...

erjaguam 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:18

um why didn't you pee before leaving? your bf must pissed. lol pissed !

aDerangedStateOf 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:19

Hold a Shotgun to his head as he wakes up from a good nights rest and see if he doesn't piss his pants.

hisbabygurl1 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:20

learn to control ur bladder

blademaster23 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:21

ur falt dumbass!

crackiebob 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:30

I agree don't pee in peoples' cars. I would kick your ass out of my car to. damn your nasty.

MiiSzjDM 7

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:22

lmao that's nasty u shoulda told him u had to pee he woulda took u some where

jizwiz 3

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:22

I dont know whats wrong with this guy but I think thats pretty hott. And its not like you cared about his mess he left in your car after you had sex...oh wait did I say too much? When he made you get out you shouldve peed on his windshield. Then you should have sex with another guy right in front of his car then get thr guy to break into ur bfs car and highjack and see how he feels. Damn thatd be hott!