Miscellaneous: Today, I got into my boyfriend's car having to pee really badly....

By whyme_ss - 23/02/2010 22:10 - United States

Today, I got into my boyfriend's car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML

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By Dani - 24/01/2012 05:23 - Australia

Today, I tried to take a piss in the woods, but ended up peeing all over my feet. I still had to hike another five hours in wet shoes. My boyfriend's only comment was, "At least you didn't wet your pants." FML

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By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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By shelly - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML

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By monkeyzz - 12/10/2012 11:11 - United States - Sonora

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out on his deck out back. When leaving, I heard the sliding glass door open on the upper deck, I froze in the yard to not be seen. Too bad I didn't move. Apparently his dad pees off the deck at night. I had to walk home covered in pee. FML

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By eggnoodles - 13/12/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

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By WhyTheFNot - 20/06/2009 18:06 - United States

Today, I came home from work and had to pee so badly that I ran to the bathroom and ripped my pants down. My touch screen phone dropped from my pocket and started calling my boyfriend. Since I couldn't quite reach the phone, I left a message of me peeing on his cell. FML

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Bladder control

By Anonymous - 27/08/2023 14:00

Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML

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By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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By goldenshower - 05/02/2010 18:22 - United States

Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML

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By Embarassed - 10/09/2009 05:32 - Canada

Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML

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under_estimated 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:01

you should have just told him before you got in the car and uh...went...duh

UniverseMan 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:04

You should of told him to stop the car...how hard is it to get out and go pee in a bush or something

Comments

cracktus 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:24

What the hell is wrong with all you YDI people? Do you have bladders cast in iron?

dontpanic_fml 32

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:57

um, no honey, we are out of diapers.

Rorix 6

Wednesday 24 February 2010 4:03

No, we just know how to say "Hey, could you stop somewhere? I have to pee." or "Hey, could you hold up a second? I have to use the restroom before we leave." Problem solved.

xHabsfanx 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:26

Well at least you didn't get your period in his car too, or did you? o.O

itsmi 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:27

what a ******* ass hole. however u shousve said something my gf peed I'm my car once it took forever to clean it up and get rid of the smell

intolerance 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:27

aren't there any washrooms in where u live? i mean really, ydi for not asking him to pull over..

Soulathyia 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:29

YDI big time! Who does that? If my bf peed in my car Id kick him out too! You couldn't have done it in a bush or y'know wherever you were before? That's disgusting! Grow up or get adult diapers.

Oscar_Wilde 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:32

It's amazing that people keep saying FYI and then talking about having sex. I mean, seriously, adults don't pee on themselves, at least unless they're sick or something; from what you wrote, it's definitely YDI.

Exotiiqua 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:33

wow. how old are you? control your bowels.

pokejaden 5

Tuesday 2 August 2011 20:17

Uhh... your bowels hold your shit. you're thinking of bladder.

nikestorm 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:33

that's what you. get how old are? you should be able to control you bladder

sallybobally 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:34

maybe OP has cystitis or some pelvic floor disorder that makes her have less bladder control. i agree, dump that asshole, and don't feel bad about the peeing. I have a severe IBD that makes me have really poor bowel control from time to time, and i have on more than one occasion pooed my BF's car or pooed myself in front of him, and he still loves me and never gives me shit ( he he) for it. Which is to say, OP, just because you have bad pee control doesn't mean you have to settle for a man who's gonna be a dick to you. he should love you lack of control and all

boatkicker 4

Wednesday 24 February 2010 5:24

FYL. My sister's friend has the same (or a very similar) problem.

pogostick_fml 2

Wednesday 24 February 2010 5:55

If she did, she would have mentioned it in her post to gain more sympathy for her. "I got into my boyfriends car having to pee really badly." Even if she did have a disorder, it's still a YDI, because she got into the car knowing she had to pee with little bladder control. But it's doubtful. YDI entirely.

Jenmaree 9

Wednesday 24 February 2010 8:06

Yeah, if you have poor bladder control, you should wear a diaper. Or like, be aware that you have poor control and plan to go to the bathroom before you get in people's cars. It's not that freakin hard.