Miscellaneous: Today, I got invited to a big upperclassmen party that underclassmen...

By wetandpantsless - 04/10/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I got invited to a big upperclassmen party that underclassmen don't normally get invited to. I was feeling really good when I got there and saw that the girl I'm in love with was there. They stole my pants and gave me a swirly. Her reaction was to post pictures on Facebook. FML

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By Anonymoose - 08/09/2015 19:12 - United States - West Long Branch

Today, I found out I wasn't cool enough to be invited to a college party that happened last night. The one in charge of inviting people was my girlfriend of two years. FML

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By laurraaa - 11/07/2009 19:27 - United States

Today, I received 7 notifications on facebook. Girls in my grade were commenting on my photo because they knew the location of it. They then started to have a conversation and they planned a whole social event. On my photo. I wasn't invited. FML

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By bbns - 14/01/2009 11:57 - Germany

Today, I organized a party, invited a girl I've been secretly in love with for years, as well as a friend of mine who brought along an unknown mate of his. The party was fine, although the unknown mate threw up all over the floor. Now, the girl is dating that unknown mate and is in love with him. FML

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By Stupid Drunk - 22/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML

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By Noname - 11/01/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML

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By no more mr nice guy - 27/12/2016 07:32

Today, my friend invited me, his girlfriend, and the girl I like over to his house to hang out. We hoped it would get me closer to my crush. The day ended with them having a threesome and me locked out. FML

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By dlova - 27/01/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML

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By Klepto - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to the guy who had the party I was at last night. I immediately realized, however, that my new profile picture is of me, smiling and holding the trophy I stole from his house. FML

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By single - 15/12/2017 10:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, my girlfriend got paid by the richest guy in our school to go to the Winter Formal with him. She took up the offer. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2021 05:01

Today, I found out via Whatsapp status about a girl's outing of a group I'm in. I wasn't invited. I'm 35 and it's high school all over again. FML

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Sunday 4 October 2009 17:52

What about their assholes? Something wrong with them?

KillaKingPerrie 4

Sunday 4 October 2009 16:06

School shootings here we come.

Comments

blastvortex 3

Sunday 4 October 2009 22:21

Who's to say that they didn't invite you with the express purpose of doing that to begin with? Don't go to upperclassmens' parties. YDI for probably getting suckered. Hell, YDI for going to a party at all.

cxal_fml 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 22:54

It would be highly unlikely that he would have been invited for any reason other than to make a fool out of him. It is college after all. You think he would have had the common sense to stay away when he realized that he was an underclassmen and this was a party that underclassmen "typically aren't" invited too. Guess he's never watched a movie on college or spoken to anyone about their experience on a campus.

ToddSpald 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 23:18

Why is everyone 'in love' with the girl they've never talked to? Swirly is when you take someone, hold them up by their ankles and drunk their head in the toilet then flush after a short water boarding. Swirly, get it?

ruckerpark364 0

Monday 5 October 2009 0:16

u should now they wouldnt invite a loveless nerd like you anyway

Kerbob16 0

Monday 5 October 2009 2:14

guys stop being such dicks like its really not his fault. I feel really bad for him like thats horrible.

Greyst0ne 0

Monday 5 October 2009 3:46

thats terrible, i wouldve kicked all of their @$$3s, btw theres something called fight or flight in your brain and if you struggled hard enough, you shouldve at least been able to fight 2 of them.

AttilaLopez 0

Monday 5 October 2009 4:24

you ought to **** up their cars. They're all probably rich pricks, anyway. And as for girl, feel free to spread rumors about her.

mef_fml 0

Monday 5 October 2009 4:47

thats f*cked...i agree, **** up their cars or something...you should get revenge. and everyone whos saying they would kick his ass are retarded....its not like he could defend himself against a bunch of other people. get real, seriously.

buckeye91011 0

Monday 5 October 2009 6:45

OP are you in like the 4th grade? A party where you got a swirlie? This story is either bullshit or this kid went to the popular kid's tenth birthday party.

Sipos 0

Monday 5 October 2009 12:56

Loosers. Someday you, the people that did it, the girl and everyone else involved will grow up and realise how lame it is that they felt that bullying someone because they are younger than them would be a fun thing to do at a party.