Miscellaneous: Today, I got invited to a big upperclassmen party that underclassmen...

By wetandpantsless - 04/10/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I got invited to a big upperclassmen party that underclassmen don't normally get invited to. I was feeling really good when I got there and saw that the girl I'm in love with was there. They stole my pants and gave me a swirly. Her reaction was to post pictures on Facebook. FML

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By Anonymoose - 08/09/2015 19:12 - United States - West Long Branch

Today, I found out I wasn't cool enough to be invited to a college party that happened last night. The one in charge of inviting people was my girlfriend of two years. FML

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By laurraaa - 11/07/2009 19:27 - United States

Today, I received 7 notifications on facebook. Girls in my grade were commenting on my photo because they knew the location of it. They then started to have a conversation and they planned a whole social event. On my photo. I wasn't invited. FML

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By bbns - 14/01/2009 11:57 - Germany

Today, I organized a party, invited a girl I've been secretly in love with for years, as well as a friend of mine who brought along an unknown mate of his. The party was fine, although the unknown mate threw up all over the floor. Now, the girl is dating that unknown mate and is in love with him. FML

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By Stupid Drunk - 22/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML

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By Noname - 11/01/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML

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By no more mr nice guy - 27/12/2016 07:32

Today, my friend invited me, his girlfriend, and the girl I like over to his house to hang out. We hoped it would get me closer to my crush. The day ended with them having a threesome and me locked out. FML

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By dlova - 27/01/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML

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By Klepto - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to the guy who had the party I was at last night. I immediately realized, however, that my new profile picture is of me, smiling and holding the trophy I stole from his house. FML

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By single - 15/12/2017 10:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, my girlfriend got paid by the richest guy in our school to go to the Winter Formal with him. She took up the offer. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2021 05:01

Today, I found out via Whatsapp status about a girl's outing of a group I'm in. I wasn't invited. I'm 35 and it's high school all over again. FML

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Sunday 4 October 2009 17:52

What about their assholes? Something wrong with them?

KillaKingPerrie 4

Sunday 4 October 2009 16:06

School shootings here we come.

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masquerade08 0

Monday 5 October 2009 19:01

Does this actually happen in high school today? Really? We never had issues like this in my high school. Very rarely did upperclassmen vs lower classmen have issues. The worst that might happen is being directed the wrong way when new fish asks for directions. Nothing else ever happened that I noticed.

aluhvihn 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 5:30

No, it doesn't. At least not at my school or my old school, nor my cousins' schools. The worst extent of "bullying" are pranks, which at the worst would be like constant egging or getting your car spray-painted (only if you really deserve it). Most people have some level of self-respect, and would not do something so immature as giving a "swirly".

slag_ 0

Monday 5 October 2009 19:23

why didn't u fight them? and why did you go to a party without any friends?

teiso_fml 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 3:14

I hope you're not in love with her anymore!

gotowardsthelite 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 3:16

That's really messed up. It's hard for me to believe that something like this could happen. If it really did happen I hope it didn't scar you in any way.