By Anonymous - 19/09/2011 14:39 - United States

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Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML
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emerluvsu 6

That's the most original fml I've ever heard.

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miss_mercy 15

i think that she is referring to the breaking of her hymen {if that is how you spell it}

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LissaMccracken 23

Well, if it helps, my friend once told me she lost hers to a hairbrush. She was using it to pleasure herself... Feel better?

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dutchgirrl 8

you can't lose your virginity to a shoe... you lose your virginity when you have sex, not when someone kicks you...

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CONNOR3697 4

its ok my cousin loust hers to a roap swing at the river

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cjwayy 22

You didn't have sex with the shoe. You're still a virgin. I broke my hymen falling off a bike when I was 8, but that doesn't mean I lost my virginity.

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jenny92 7

unless the shoe went INTO your ******, your still a virgin.

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mareehn 6

you don't actually "pop" anything while having sex for the first time. if you bleed you've done it wrong.

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