By Anonymous - 19/09/2011 14:39 - United States

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Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML
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emerluvsu 6

That's the most original fml I've ever heard.

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pizzaloverchick 9

omg! that is so horrible! my friend popped her cherry with a tampon. again, that is horrible! ?

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EthanJay144 9

How do you break your hymen from a kick to the crotch

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Rigid_Steel 10

You are the biggest idiot, you don't lose your virginity when you break your hymen. You lose it when a dick goes inside of your ******.

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1dbvbandbotdf 15

lol you only lose your virginity is you have had a penis inside of you or if your penis has been inside of a ******.

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Startled_Toenail 21

Mine popped because of a spring popping up in my mattress -__- I'm a virgin who wants to save herself for marriage but guys can be so ignorant and think the only way to break it is to have sex so now I'm worried they won't believe me.

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DRpotato312 6

okay you don't lose your virginity just because your hymen breaks you lose your virginity when you have sex with someone People have been hit in their crotch and broke their hymen before or "popped their cherry" but you don't actually lose your virginity unless you have sex with someone

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austsk 5

You didn't lose your virginity. the cherry is a hymen filled with blood and can be torn accidentally. So therefore you didn't lose your virginity, you just happened to have a bad day.

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rinzlerkitty94 31

Virginity is a social construct, the hymen doesn't quite work that way.

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