Money: Today, I got l disconnect notices for both my water and my electric....

By troubled - 02/01/2010 20:27 - France

Today, I got l disconnect notices for both my water and my electric. After looking over my budget, I realized that I can only pay for one until next month. FML

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By ENZ - 03/11/2019 23:30

Today, I finally got my paycheck that I could enjoy $300 for myself after taking care of my bills with so many other ones. Then, I find out that the water was shut off, which is supposed to be my roommate's responsibility. Apparently, he has not paid it in months, and they want $288. FML

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By Tbelle - 25/10/2017 19:00

Today, my brother texted me a picture of his "upcoming disconnect" notice for his utility bill and asked if I could loan him the money to pay it. All I could give him was a picture of my "disconnected" notice. FML

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By secret - 11/03/2010 05:18 - United States

Today, I found out the electric bill I have been paying was on my old house. I found this out when they shut off the power to my house. FML

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By megatron - 16/03/2016 17:04 - United States - Naperville

Today, my roommate decided to go on a group trip instead of paying our water bill. Now I can't shower until next week. FML

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Cough up

By Anonymous - 18/11/2013 18:37 - United States - Fallbrook

Today, my water got cut off. The previous homeowners owed the water company over $300, and the company doesn't believe that I'm not them. The supervisor told me this will keep happening until I pay up. I need a shower. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2011 18:14 - United States

Today, marks the two weeks since my paycheck should have arrived. During these two weeks, my battery has failed, tire has blown, and my phone and water bill have become past due. When I called the guy who's supposed to pay me, he said he has a note about it "somewhere on my desk". FML

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It's a mystery

By Anonymous - 07/09/2022 17:00 - Australia - Cremorne

Today, our water got cut off. Since our council tax is also due today, I called them and hurled abuse for cutting off the water so soon. Turns out they don’t actually supply water, nor was it even disconnected. Some random person just turned off the meter tap. FML

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Maxed out

By Rojo - 14/08/2018 03:30

Today, I was notified that my work is cutting my pay almost in half. I just renewed my long-term lease on an expensive apartment because I was able to afford it before this morning. Now I have no idea how I’m going to pay for it. FML

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Deranged

By LightsOut - 21/05/2013 22:47 - United States - Melbourne

Today, and throughout the past week, my electricity, water, cable, and Internet were progressively shut off. Why? Because my deranged mother-in-law has been stealing the money orders I use to pay my bills out of my mailbox. She also stole the late notices because she didn't want me to be "mad". FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2017 01:30

Today, my roommate forgot to pay the water bill on time, so they shut it off. Now we're without running water for 3 days and I'm taking my morning dump in Target next to a stranger. FML

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perdix 29

Sunday 3 January 2010 0:02

Keep the water. If you don't have electric, you won't be able to write anymore inane FML's like this one and the world will be a better place.

thyestes 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 0:12

Don't know about France but in England they can't cut your water because it's essential for life so I'd pay the electricity but obviously it may be different there.

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TheMichaelIsFres 0

Monday 4 January 2010 9:46

you got two desicions either smell like shit but be entertained or smell good and be bored as hell

TheWaaaaambulanc 0

Monday 4 January 2010 19:14

Take a loan...?

Vanity7Sins 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 3:37

Obviously depending on the situation and where you live this may not work... but if you live in a place that is cold enough it is illegal for them to turn off your electricity and leave you without heat regardless of your ability to pay. Pay your water and hope the electric company will help you out!

Vanity7Sins 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 3:41

Your electric company may be able to prorate your bill or help you in another way. Try churches and charitable organizations. Do it before your service is cut - if it is then you must pay the full balance before having your service restored.

gardner010 0

Friday 15 January 2010 4:13

ok so without electricity how will she heat all that nice frezing cold water to her shower

percyjackson_xx 0

Friday 15 January 2010 12:49

uhhh, i'm trying to say this in the nicest way. THIS WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE INTERNET. i had to say it. sorry.

kingwaldo 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 0:07

Snrew water! You needs your internetz

dmalice 0

Friday 22 January 2010 17:51

cancel your internet instead of your utilities, and maybe instead of posting stupid FMLs get a goddamn job

KesiaFabulous 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:23

well, if you could read, you would clearly see that this was sent from a CELL PHONE. not internet. the person probably texted it in or something. And obviously they have a Job. Anyways O.P, get rid of your texting. And pay the water bill first. Nobody likes smelly people. That could get you fired. :P