By flipflop - 07/06/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML
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troll4thelulz 0

It could've been worse, you could've had explosive diarrhea while saying your vows.

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iamchuck 0

Family functions are going to be a riot for years.

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kingtuna 0

Did you leave a skidmark in your Bridal Dress? Wtf

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perdix 29

I hope it was in one of those churches where they use a lot of incense! Or maybe the priest/minister quickly lit a match. Nobody wants to smell that kind of chemistry.

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kroms001_fml 0

well, if the OP is a female - we now have video evidence that women indeed do pass gas. if not - no big deal :(

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Foxfire15 15

You know, I kinda feel sorry for you, but this is one of those thing you'll look back at later and life and laugh at. Heck, you might win something if you send the tape into AFV >_>

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I_have_no_clue 0

way to break the ice

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morgan020 0

haha that blows. I messed my vows up then started laughing when my husbands ring wouldn't go on. people still ask me what I was laughing about. but they're going to be laughing at you for a lonnnnng time to come better get used to it

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InfantryMarc 0

could be worse my wife burped extremely loud after we got announced as husband and wife. just one of those thing u look back at and laugh go spend ur honeymoon bangin hid brains out and maybe he'll forget bout it

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xMissxMurderx 1

I can't stop laughing at this!

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