By bluebride - 03/02/2010 17:58 - United States

Today, I got married. My mother told me to stop being difficult, because she was the mother of the bride, and it was her day to shine. FML
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Namenlos_fml 20

Wow.... your mother is a self-centered ****

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allmidnighteyes 10

What the hell? Your mother claims to have bioluminescent properties?

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Hiropon 0

*put up? I'm not thinking correctly today...

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wordgirl 0

Wow. With a mother like that, you don't need a bitchy best friend/maid of honor. She's got you all covered in that arena. Is she always like that? If so, FYL for SURE.

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ZleveL 0

yo momma so fat, she plugged a blackhole

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rwac07 0

yo momma so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

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gazelle_fml 0

wow HER day? nahh.. only if she's the one gettin with ur hubby that's when it's the cougars day 2 shine

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kristy027 0

yo mama's so fat.. she cut her leg n gravy poured out or yo mama's so old she used to ride chariots to high school

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scarsnstars45 0

kill that bitch, you're a grown-up now…that dried up snatch has served her purpose!

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princessclark 0

my mother did the same!!!!!

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WorkThatButt 2

Yo' momma iz liek so gay, she actually haz a dick :o

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