By bluebride - 03/02/2010 17:58 - United States

Today, I got married. My mother told me to stop being difficult, because she was the mother of the bride, and it was her day to shine. FML
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Namenlos_fml 20

Wow.... your mother is a self-centered ****

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allmidnighteyes 10

What the hell? Your mother claims to have bioluminescent properties?

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WorkThatButt 2

I would have pinned her to the floor, sit on her face, and fart.

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Flutist 3

Your joke iz so gay Clay Aiken is going to marry it.

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Flutist 3

Sorry? I know she is your mother and that whole "respect your parents thing" but it is your day. You can have her walked out of the room. All you say is "this is my day you don't have to be here if you can't respect that." Its like with children, no one respects you if you back down all the time.

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Lenicka 0

You should tell here that it is your day to shine.

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SUSAltd 0

YO MOMMA IS SO FAT THAT SHE'S OVERWEIGHT.

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KurouTenshi 0

wait, if your mother is the mother of the bride does that mean you married your sister???

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Crysta_fml 3

No it means that the OP is a woman, as it clearly states!

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dpsceo 0

**** rag mother. is her name Cynthia ?

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cmac86 23

better watch out on your honeymoon and make sure she isn't trying to sleep with your husband.

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Scourge87 0

Oh that made me lol for real. Quite a self-absorbed mother huh ? If I was the groom I'd be ghasted at the thought of having such a mother-in-law.

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Rimaa_fml 0

Your mom is a bitch just like mine. I hope she didn't ruin the wedding too bad. So sorry to here that.

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