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By bluebride - 03/02/2010 17:58 - United States

Today, I got married. My mother told me to stop being difficult, because she was the mother of the bride, and it was her day to shine. FML

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By CorCelesti - 02/06/2014 14:00 - United States

Today, I got married. My father saw this as a good time to give some solemn, heartfelt advice to my new husband: "That ring gets real heavy fast." I was standing right there. So was my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2012 06:00 - United States - Santa Fe

Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2017 16:00

Today, as my husband and I were leaving our wedding reception, my mother-in-law hugged me and whispered in my ear, "You're gonna do great tonight!" FML

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By Nathalieeeee - 24/09/2024 16:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was working as a caterer at a wedding when I congratulated the bride’s mom, saying, "You must be so proud of your daughter!" She responded, "I’m the bride." FML

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By nobodylovesme - 04/04/2013 06:46 - United States - Northridge

Today, it was my wedding day. Three people showed up. My mom, my dad, and the priest. FML

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And you are?

By Firefighter Groom - 07/02/2021 23:01

Today, I got married to my girlfriend of three years. Her mother's Alzheimer's came into play at the wedding when she asked who I was. My bride-to-be couldn't stop crying. FML

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By Stephie2009 - 30/10/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML

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By FianceFlaw? - 25/11/2018 14:00

Today, I went to the courthouse to apply for my marriage license and had my mother tag along with me. When I asked one of five security guards where to go, my mom looked at him and said,"You’re suppose to talk her out of it." Thanks, Mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 02:13 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML

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Namenlos_fml 20

Wednesday 3 February 2010 23:14

Wow.... your mother is a self-centered ****

allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 3 February 2010 23:28

What the hell? Your mother claims to have bioluminescent properties?

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hamada008 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 19:26

yo mama's so ugly, her ***** needs Viagra old :(

Flutist 3

Thursday 4 February 2010 22:25

Your mamma is old, she sat behind god in third grade.

Flutist 3

Thursday 4 February 2010 22:29

I KNOW this. TODAY, people didn't think clearly about when events were most likely written. I banged my head against the wall. NOW I am in a COMA writing this TODAY, because its possible for me to do that. FML

lbjsong 0

Friday 5 February 2010 0:43

ur FMLing on the day you got married. how f'ed up is this

jbrambila 0

Friday 5 February 2010 3:21

wow that happened to me too.. my mom was bein a self centered bitch... her and I no longer speak

nogare98 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 13:48

Tell her to stop being an ass. You really don't have to take that from her on your big day.

stormin972 0

Friday 5 February 2010 5:30

She's right.

comedychick 1

Friday 5 February 2010 6:35

LMFAO I'd have to saythis is the funniest fml I've read, btw I'd slap my mom hard nutme and my sisters say we should have bouncers there JUST for her

pokkyy 0

Friday 5 February 2010 15:31

omg, ure mum is SUCH a bitch! I wouldve slapped her and announced wat she just said to the whole wedding 

JeffHardy_luvr 1

Friday 5 February 2010 22:39

**** her

pokkyy 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 1:08

yo mama so fat when she went sunbathing green peace dragged her bak into the sea or yo mama so old she owes jesus a dollar

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