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By bluebride - 03/02/2010 17:58 - United States

Today, I got married. My mother told me to stop being difficult, because she was the mother of the bride, and it was her day to shine. FML

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By CorCelesti - 02/06/2014 14:00 - United States

Today, I got married. My father saw this as a good time to give some solemn, heartfelt advice to my new husband: "That ring gets real heavy fast." I was standing right there. So was my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2012 06:00 - United States - Santa Fe

Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML

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Thanks but no thanks.

By Anonymous - 26/08/2017 16:00

Today, as my husband and I were leaving our wedding reception, my mother-in-law hugged me and whispered in my ear, "You're gonna do great tonight!" FML

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By Nathalieeeee - 24/09/2024 16:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was working as a caterer at a wedding when I congratulated the bride’s mom, saying, "You must be so proud of your daughter!" She responded, "I’m the bride." FML

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By nobodylovesme - 04/04/2013 06:46 - United States - Northridge

Today, it was my wedding day. Three people showed up. My mom, my dad, and the priest. FML

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And you are?

By Firefighter Groom - 07/02/2021 23:01

Today, I got married to my girlfriend of three years. Her mother's Alzheimer's came into play at the wedding when she asked who I was. My bride-to-be couldn't stop crying. FML

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By Stephie2009 - 30/10/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML

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By FianceFlaw? - 25/11/2018 14:00

Today, I went to the courthouse to apply for my marriage license and had my mother tag along with me. When I asked one of five security guards where to go, my mom looked at him and said,"You’re suppose to talk her out of it." Thanks, Mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 02:13 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML

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Namenlos_fml 20

Wednesday 3 February 2010 23:14

Wow.... your mother is a self-centered ****

allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 3 February 2010 23:28

What the hell? Your mother claims to have bioluminescent properties?

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jake_fml 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 2:05

your mammas so stupid she couldn't spell "cat" if you spotted her the "c" and "a"

jordaninja 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 2:09

HAHAHA get over it! Pointless fml

Stellz 2

Thursday 4 February 2010 2:10

That wasent very nice of your mom to do, she had her chance at HER wedding though if her wedding was terrible or ended in divorce I could kind of undertsand that. It's not good for parents to live through their children though, that's why they were given a life mainly to do what they wanted!

saaaammmmm 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 2:18

It almost sounded like you were marrying your sister.

mandababyyy 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 6:36

I thought the exact same thing.

drumhellermd 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 2:32

sounds like something my mother would day. mine even wore a white dress to my wedding...

Chaotic_Karma 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 2:36

Congrats on getting married, I got married yesterday..and yeah, that sucks

great_lawl 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 2:46

THIS is something that my mother would do to me too. I'm debating whether or not I will actually invite her to my wedding when the time comes.

HayItsHaley 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 2:55

wow. your mom's a ****. i say 4 nipple-cripples should do.

teacher411 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 3:24

Wow that sucks. I hope this was at least posted the day after your wedding. On my wedding day, the last thing that would be on my mind is FML.

bassxchick12 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 3:25

You should have slapped that bitch upside the head!

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