By MattBC97 - 27/03/2012 16:24 - United States - Aurora

Today, I got more happy birthday wishes on my porn account than my Facebook. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 037
You deserved it 31 009

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MattBC97 4

DAMN IT now I got more Happy Birthday wishes on FML than my **** account... Shit.

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Nightwing98 22

You know your life sucks when....

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iamcrazy_fml 6

at least you know the people on the **** website care about you

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reldnahceus 8

Guess you know where you spend most of your time now? Lol

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MattBC97 4

DAMN IT now I got more Happy Birthday wishes on FML than my **** account... Shit.

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TheThrasher_fml 0

Everyone on the **** site was wearing their birthday suit for you, the reason they do everday because its always someones birthday.

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JaSM7 4

I wouldn't complain. A happy birthday wish is a happy birthday wish

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Minnesota_Chelse 0

Maybe it's about time you go out with your real life friends and stop watching so much Internet ****! Lol

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amklycz 0

My advice? Less **** time, more social interaction.

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star03 3

wow! **** account? ha you must be one disgusting ass horny dude. Cmon now!!!!!! pplz these days.

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NegaMe 12

this comment thread has a lot of 4channers...

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