Miscellaneous: Today, I got more happy birthday wishes on my porn account than... - FML

By MattBC97 - 27/03/2012 16:24 - United States - Aurora

Today, I got more happy birthday wishes on my porn account than my Facebook. FML

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MattBC97 4

Wednesday 28 March 2012 6:55

DAMN IT now I got more Happy Birthday wishes on FML than my **** account... Shit.

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Nightwing98 22

Tuesday 27 March 2012 22:30

You know your life sucks when....

iamcrazy_fml 6

Tuesday 27 March 2012 22:31

at least you know the people on the **** website care about you

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br0ccoli 14

Wednesday 28 March 2012 4:16

Birthday self-sex, birthday self-sex It's the best time of the year

bizarre_ftw 21

Wednesday 28 March 2012 4:16

The majority of your friends will logically be where you spend the majority of your time :)

lsd_25 8

Wednesday 28 March 2012 4:22

then theres something wrong with your life

eyecon502 13

Wednesday 28 March 2012 4:32

Holy crap...i thought my bday sucked this year! Sorry!

I_Punch_Babies 7

Wednesday 28 March 2012 4:38

SheLooked18ToMe has sent you a birthday card! First 100 clicks gets 100 STD points to spend! This is how friends recognize bdays on their clapper account :D

murphy22 6

Wednesday 28 March 2012 4:41

Well Fappy birthday to you!

missragdoll 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 4:44

Fetlife?

KoolKat369 5

Wednesday 28 March 2012 4:46

Happy birthday :)

TColby 12

Wednesday 28 March 2012 4:58

Now you know who your real friends...I mean, really considerate acquaintances are.

keyyoutee 2

Wednesday 28 March 2012 5:13

Happy Birthday OP!

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