By MattBC97 - 27/03/2012 16:24 - United States - Aurora

Today, I got more happy birthday wishes on my porn account than my Facebook. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 036
You deserved it 31 003

MattBC97 tells us more.

DAMN IT now I got more Happy Birthday wishes on FML than my **** account... Shit.

Top comments

Nightwing98 22

You know your life sucks when....

at least you know the people on the **** website care about you

Comments

Birthday self-sex, birthday self-sex It's the best time of the year

bizarre_ftw 21

The majority of your friends will logically be where you spend the majority of your time :)

then theres something wrong with your life

eyecon502 13

Holy crap...i thought my bday sucked this year! Sorry!

SheLooked18ToMe has sent you a birthday card! First 100 clicks gets 100 STD points to spend! This is how friends recognize bdays on their clapper account :D

murphy22 6

Now you know who your real friends...I mean, really considerate acquaintances are.

keyyoutee 2