Miscellaneous: Today, I got more happy birthday wishes on my porn account than... - FML

By MattBC97 - 27/03/2012 16:24 - United States - Aurora

Today, I got more happy birthday wishes on my porn account than my Facebook. FML

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MattBC97 4

Wednesday 28 March 2012 6:55

DAMN IT now I got more Happy Birthday wishes on FML than my **** account... Shit.

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Nightwing98 22

Tuesday 27 March 2012 22:30

You know your life sucks when....

iamcrazy_fml 6

Tuesday 27 March 2012 22:31

at least you know the people on the **** website care about you

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XxJessica24xX 2

Wednesday 28 March 2012 2:37

So you have a **** account????:o

Minnesota_Chelse 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 7:34

.......obviously? What a dumb question.

BellaMarta 19

Wednesday 28 March 2012 2:38

Two words: Birthday sex.

Tdevonner 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 2:49

Ugh ppl annoy me when they say stuff lije "its just fb"...THEY re the ones focusing on social media. People like me on the other hand get pissed cuz the unreceived bday wishes were supposed to come from REAL ppl via phone, email, smoke signal, or FB...

Tdevonner 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 2:54

The thing is, almost everybody is on fb plus it gives u bday notifications and makes it easy to do..so if ur "friends n loved ones" cant bother to take 15sec of their life to say HBD then hiw much do they care bout you. The actual communication medium(fb) is not the issue.

Tdevonner 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 3:01

On the other hand his "friends" on **** sites n fml realise all ppl deserve a lil revognition for being alive. They actually are caring more than his "friends"...sad indeed. Op, I am so sorry fyl...and many many more :-)

Rebekkah1993 10

Wednesday 28 March 2012 3:18

Happy Birthday!! :-D

williamcarter93 13

Wednesday 28 March 2012 3:31

You must look good to someone then

Jackasss_fml 14

Wednesday 28 March 2012 3:33

See **** is good in soooooo many ways now.... Takes good "care" of you:)

Adam908 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 3:37

I love ****

Zangetsu67 5

Wednesday 28 March 2012 3:37

Happy birthday!

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