By sex deprived - 16/06/2013 05:10 - United States

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Today, I got more pleasure from scratching a bug bite than I've gotten from my boyfriend in 2 whole years. FML
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XxXCrissyXxX 12

Have you tried talking that out? A little direction never hurt.

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Lost_Ghost 8

Toys are always an option.

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perdix 29

So, what's really bugging you?

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pistachiopanda 19

Maybe you should try scratching in the bedroom? That might be mutually beneficial

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darwinism 30

Put some water in a pot & let it get stagnant. Soon after you will have a nice little mosquito farm that will provide you with endless hours of pleasure. Or just tell your boyfriend "**** me like an animal"

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bexxiiee 11

Maybe, just maybe, you should communicate with him.

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Pikawhore 21

Does he know he's not pleasing you? Please tell me you're not faking it.

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rememberkids 14

Why don't u do something called communication instead of always saying he sucks? ,

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svalaedgren 18

Give him pointers on what you like. I'm sure he would appreciate that just as much as you would.

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Pokelad 12

So tell him. He can be your your Praying MANtis and you can be his LADYbug. Sorry, I know that was lame.

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Rodville 28

I'm kind of in the same boat. My wife has said "I've had my kids so I don't see the need for sex anymore". Luck you however as your not married yet. You can still just walk away.

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