By sex deprived - 16/06/2013 05:10 - United States

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Today, I got more pleasure from scratching a bug bite than I've gotten from my boyfriend in 2 whole years. FML
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XxXCrissyXxX 12

Have you tried talking that out? A little direction never hurt.

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Lost_Ghost 8

Toys are always an option.

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Neongreenme 8

and..... your still with him? Why?

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Steffi 26

Relationships are about more than sex.

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threeel3v3n26 7

sounds like a great relationship. id drag it out for another couple years.

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FrankHotpants 31

So you're telling the the world on FML except the one person who matters. Poor bastard probably thinks he's great in bed like every other man.

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jonha21 11

Haha wauw your life really sucks wauw #Smh

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BinxMarBear 5

Why would you remain unhappy for two years??

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TeddyBeaRx666x 3

And also so she could complain on the internet about it and get sympathy don't forget that part

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scoldingsword 17

You guys gotta talk, if he doesn't know what he's doing doesn't please you he'll try something new once he finds out

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msbeans07 2

Time for a new bf then

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_wraith 15

Honestly, that's not his fault. Unless he's blatantly disregarding you, it's not his fault. There's a common misconception among women that it's up to their partners to provide pleasure, and furthermore to know exactly how. Open communicating is needed for a successful sexual relationship. Tell him what turns you on, OP! And stop blaming him for your lack of pleasure in the bedroom, because it's not him, it's your inability to tell him what you like. The man's not a psychic.

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buckdharma 36

Look for a product called On, it should be to the right of the Off.

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itsnicole96 15

where exactly was that bug bite? O.o

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