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By insomnitude - 05/03/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

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Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML

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By mugged - 01/06/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML

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By Username - 10/07/2012 15:27 - United States

Today, I got mugged in broad daylight, in a park, by a teenage girl. To top it off, I'm a grown man. FML

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By evil Santa - 25/12/2014 03:48 - United States - Solon

Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML

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By Tanner - 16/07/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

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By macguy - 20/10/2016 14:25 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2016 14:31 - United States - Iowa Park

Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML

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By Chance115 - 11/09/2018 23:30

Today, my knee was dislocated. At a haunted house. By a midget. FML

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By woofwoof - 30/12/2014 04:17 - Turkey - Izmir

Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML

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krushr 3

Saturday 5 March 2011 16:18

So would you say you're short on cash now?

perdix 29

Saturday 5 March 2011 16:22

Did he point the gun at you and say, "Stick 'em down?"

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EvilManiac13 13

Monday 27 May 2013 16:07

!!!LITTLE PEPOLE RULE!!!

Shaggy_92 5

Monday 3 June 2013 7:45

he was short on cash

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 5 February 2014 20:05

It's amazing what short people can do...and I can confirm that...

megan14booth 6

Wednesday 9 July 2014 5:06

Guess you're a little short on cash eh;)

gennyv 29

Monday 5 January 2015 3:39

Just cuz he's a midget doesn't mean his weapon is less lethal lol

WintersChild 12

Wednesday 18 March 2015 6:13

Tyrion Lanister strikes again

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