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By insomnitude - 05/03/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
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krushr 3

So would you say you're short on cash now?

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perdix 29

Did he point the gun at you and say, "Stick 'em down?"

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99136 0

One of the funniest FML's i've ever read. Bravo old chap

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Joser11 0

Must have been a short mugging.

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marissastearns 3

Don't under estimate little people!!

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Sir_Swaggington 6

It seems like OP could've just started running because midgets have stumpy legs and can't keep up with average sized people. Maybe it was a midget with a gun *shrugs*

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