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By insomnitude - 05/03/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 779
You deserved it 13 804
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krushr 3

So would you say you're short on cash now?

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perdix 29

Did he point the gun at you and say, "Stick 'em down?"

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clarissa_Gyall 0

well...how short are you? lol

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Trace01m 11

You could have just tossed him out of the way

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DaveOnDope 4

Wrong answer #16, you toss dwarfs, not midgets. (;

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sexycountrygirl0 0

your a ******.

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iliketurdles 7

a very ugly one. *You're - Sorry, I couldn't resist.

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awesomechica1229 5

you got mugged my someone the size of a little kid? that sucks!

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BabyLuis 0

wow.if he was a midget u couldve ran after him.YDI lazybutt

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coderedz 0

I would of punt kicked him like a football

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yourmurderscenex 13

i'll have to agree with you, i also live in oklahoma and there really isn't anything going on around here.

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