In a reverse situation, OP can write "in a care home" or "in an early grave" as an equally witty reprisal.

I think its meant for replies like "succeed" or "do better" or maybe even "stop whining"

Or to spite the father, "Every second of his life until he dies."

Same, why did he get the mum pregnant?

Because frosted flakes are more than good!

Because sex is fun.

I think this is being taken far too seriously. Clearly it was a joke. I found it pretty clever actually. Something my parents would say. I think the more you can tease your family, the better relationship you have.

No. Asshole issues.

Holy crap.#2 your head looks photoshopped to your body

Or if he was, that OP finds a place where they feel the love

The last part was unexpected...

really? cuz I saw it cuming… maybe that's just because my mind is in the gutter though…

HAH, MADE MY DAY.

HAH, no one gives a shit.

HAH, HAH.

dude u funny

It's clearly a joke, get over it.

Joke or not, that kind of stuff isn't funny. Something not to be joked about.

Actually it is pretty funny and quite clever.

Any two people communicating decide between each other what is and isn't appropriate to joke about. Your lack of a sense if humor doesn't mean a father and his child can't joke about anything.

get over it its a joke my dad told me if my hair curls he's going to divorce my mom because I'm dark skinned yet he is light skinned

unprotected from what?

anyone who said nude or naked have got the filthiest minds. it's just wrong and disturbing.

Well, it's FML... I was honestly expecting something pretty screwed up.

Same. Come on, iknowiwantyou. You've been here for a while.

You should be! It's all your fault! :)

This is the internet.. We are ALL varying degrees of crazy.

btw #50 did you mean "what is it with you people"