Kids: Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling,...

By Anonymous - 08/10/2013 21:16 - United States - West Chicago

Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML

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By caaarl - 19/04/2012 19:46 - United Kingdom - Hemel Hempstead

Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML

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By MusicLover18 - 03/09/2014 23:35 - Canada - Leduc

Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2012 07:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML

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By Me - 12/01/2010 05:11 - United States

Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2013 23:20 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my 16-year-old daughter burned all her baby photos because they were unflattering and made her "look fat". FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2010 00:09 - United States

Today, formal portraits of my entire class were posted online, with about five photos per person. As my mom was looking at them, she was commenting about how pretty all my classmates look. When she got to my photos, all she had to say was, "Ugh". FML

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By krt - 03/10/2010 23:29 - United States

Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, I was working at a portrait studio and was taking pictures of a little girl, I kept telling the girl to stop making silly faces when she smiles because her eyes go cross-eyed. After the third time I said it her mom grabbed the little girl and left. Turns out, she was naturally cross-eyed. FML

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By MH. - 24/01/2014 12:36 - Norway - Sandnes

Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML

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JabberJaw88 11

Wednesday 9 October 2013 7:56

Kids these days. I recommend picture retake day. Unless you want something to laugh at in the future.

Sonychka 13

Wednesday 9 October 2013 7:57

Be careful. It's only a matter of time before she gets a yolo tattoo on her lower back. It's a slippery slope from here.

Comments

darkfireflame 15

Tuesday 15 October 2013 13:12

You have obviously failed as a parent,

FrenchGirl01 11

Wednesday 16 October 2013 14:28

What's a duck face ?

chupee7 2

Saturday 19 October 2013 21:07

You do realize she is 6, right? You can teach her to stop!

chupee7 2

Saturday 19 October 2013 21:12

Your kid will be famous one day. Like those weird singers...

ace11118 6

Monday 21 October 2013 3:13

I wouldn't doubt that they forced her to they kinda make you sit how they want you to and make you do a certain face

patchouli514 1

Thursday 7 November 2013 12:59

Your kid RULES

carzaki27 12

Friday 8 November 2013 14:10

Kids these days...

Emibelle_fml 20

Saturday 25 January 2014 6:51

Hahaha she'll be embarrassed about that picture years later.

Lovable_Hated 2

Thursday 13 February 2014 6:16

Well that's pretty sad. Lmfao.

Starham1 14

Monday 16 March 2015 3:28

If I was the photographer, I would make her smile properly.

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