Miscellaneous: Today, I got my first Facebook friend request in 4 months. I...

By Jamie - 13/08/2009 17:21 - Denmark

Today, I got my first Facebook friend request in 4 months. I also got a message in my inbox. The message said: "Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Just ignore my friend request." FML

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You deserved it 7 488

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By josh - 23/01/2009 12:33 - United States

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By Noname - 11/02/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML

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Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML

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By wingless_angel_7 - 02/12/2010 23:43 - United States

Today, I was online and I saw a friend that I hadn't talked to in two years come online. I IM'ed him, only for him to respond, "I haven't responded to any messages of yours in over a year. Most people would get the hint." FML

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By Andrew - 02/01/2014 23:49 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2012 06:01 - Australia - Camberwell

Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML

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By crucets - 06/10/2010 04:37 - United States

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 203

You deserved it 57 459

By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 03:27 - United States

Today, I sent a friend request on facebook to the only person I became friends with this semester at college. He denied me. FML

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You deserved it 4 372

By lostlove - 01/10/2011 02:57 - United States

Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. When I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 185

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Thursday 13 August 2009 22:04

uhm ... go and find some friends in rl? who the f... cares about facebook -.-

shelbtron 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 22:04

who the **** cares

Comments

EugenicMedic 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 22:37

Holy shit! I sent a friend request to the wrong person just yesterday and sent them the same message!!

cramazing 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 22:59

yeahh go **** urself liar

_THE_MASTER_ 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 22:39

im only gonna say your life sucks cuz you THINK this is an FML. GDIAF.

mastory96 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 22:52

ummm... not that bad. I don't get that many now because I'm already friends with everyone I know on facebook. maybe you just haven't met that many people with facebooks in a while. seriously. not an FML.

plexico 3

Thursday 13 August 2009 22:52

Oh, Jamie, you sound so sweet and lonely. I'll be your friend. What's Facebook?

Conkers 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 22:58

Oh my God! I honestly feel so sorry for you.

fcukb0o 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 22:59

theres a "i agree your life sucks" and "you deserve it". there should also be a "SO WHAT?!" who frikken cares, move and live on.

pleasetryagain 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 23:06

Did anyone read where it says "First one in four months"? This idiot could already have all of their friends added as friends and just be sad that no random strangers want to be "friends".

egaonogenki 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 23:21

Tell us your full name and we'll add you, 'kay?

rakkan56 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 23:22

oh my god, your life sucks balls. I mean, damn, 4 months without a friend request on facebook ?! Shit that's hardcore. * being sarcastic * just in case some idiot thinks im actually serious