By Anonymous - 20/03/2011 03:30 - United States

Today, I got my first kiss. He had an allergic reaction to my chapstick, and broke out in hives. FML
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trickkemhard 0

yuuummmm, sounds like he got a TASTY treat. bet it tasted like honey..from the hive. *ba-dum-ching*

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memo619 0

haha I'm sure he'll never forget that kiss ^.~ I remember my first kiss, I accidentally bumped my forehead into hers

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TayonaC 10

I like the face you made ^_^ it's funny

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jess6blondie9 2

Haha, don't worry we all have embarrassing kiss stories. :) And yes, I like the smiley you used also. Creative.

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itman3456 0

i dnt these lips havnt failed meh yet haha either has the tongue.... if yhu no what i mean

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j300zx 0

Is that what she told you? Chapstick caused her mouth to be red? Right.... lol

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NotBree 0

Hahaha. I just read '**** his face' instead of '**** his life'. xD

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DarkJoy_fml 5

Bree.....I mean not Bree get your mind out of the gutter ;)

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mynewaccount 8

Hahaa. Simply hilarious. :)

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TayonaC 10

haha I like tour name it's very creative :0)

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lovexbox 8

How exactly did she deserve this? OP that sucks...

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TayonaC 10

I love bacon too! just saying :)

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