Love: Today, I got my first kiss. He had an allergic reaction to my...

By Anonymous - 20/03/2011 03:30 - United States

Today, I got my first kiss. He had an allergic reaction to my chapstick, and broke out in hives. FML

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By Rashbeard - 05/01/2020 01:00

Today, I was eating out with my partner, and we decided to use the new lube we bought. Things went great until I later realized I was allergic to it and a large red rash spread all across my mouth and chin. It won't go away. FML

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By UnhappyLips - 16/12/2016 09:43

Today, the lip balms I ordered online finally arrived in the mail. After trying one out, my lips had an allergic reaction. It's a 4-pack. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2010 14:35 - United States

Today, I have a rash all over my face because yesterday my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, I am allergic to the something in the tissues with which I was blowing my nose and wiping away my tears. FML

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By drpepperking10 - 02/07/2016 23:27 - United States

Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 09:28 - United States

Today, I was having lunch with my mom before an important job interview. She commented than my lips looked dry and crackly and gave me her chapstick with aloe to put on. Apparently I'm allergic to aloe and my lips got so swollen I could hardly talk. It was too late to reschedule the interview. FML

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By goo - 10/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Louisville

Today, while having fun between the sheets with my boyfriend, his allergies got the best of him and his nose started running. Every time he kissed me he'd drip snot onto my face. When I complained, he said I was being insensitive. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2015 07:20 - United States

Today, the man of my dreams turned out to be the worst kisser I've ever encountered. I now have a huge hickey on my chin to remember the experience by. FML

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By PissyPants - 20/06/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I finally got my first kiss. I was so excited, I pissed myself. FML

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By jacobscrackers - 01/08/2010 18:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend decided that a good time to have our first kiss was on a roller-coaster, right before a huge drop. He bit through my lip. FML

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By rhunter17 - 06/04/2015 19:38

Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML

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MzMegs 20

Sunday 20 March 2011 7:39

Ouch. :( Poor guy.

trickkemhard 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 7:46

yuuummmm, sounds like he got a TASTY treat. bet it tasted like honey..from the hive. *ba-dum-ching*

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NA053193 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 16:28

more like f his life

DalPozzo13 10

Sunday 20 March 2011 16:35

Sure it was the chapstick and not you?

MissMittens 0

Monday 21 March 2011 22:20

ha :)

deeroseryan 8

Sunday 20 March 2011 16:41

omg, im sorry:( i havent had mine, and if that happend, omg :( sorry!

Stravv 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 16:48

Aww its ok its not ur fault u didn't know that it was gonna happen

ashleighbreak 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 16:53

Haha awwwww :) :(

cyanidesandwich 21

Sunday 20 March 2011 17:33

you were just not ment to be...

wackysam712 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 17:46

don't worry that's just what love is, getting a kiss and then the other person broke out into hives. Man I wish my first was like that. [:

wackysam712 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 17:46

don't worry that's just what love is, getting a kiss and then the other person broke out into hives. Man I wish my first was like that. [:

thesinginguy 18

Sunday 20 March 2011 17:47

I definitely won't forget my first kiss. It was absolutely perfect(:

HuggableHobos 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 19:05

Poor dude :'(

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Chapped out

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