Love: Today, I got my first kiss. He had an allergic reaction to my... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/03/2011 03:30 - United States

Today, I got my first kiss. He had an allergic reaction to my chapstick, and broke out in hives. FML

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By Rashbeard - 05/01/2020 01:00

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By UnhappyLips - 16/12/2016 09:43

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2010 14:35 - United States

Today, I have a rash all over my face because yesterday my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, I am allergic to the something in the tissues with which I was blowing my nose and wiping away my tears. FML

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By drpepperking10 - 02/07/2016 23:27 - United States

Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 09:28 - United States

Today, I was having lunch with my mom before an important job interview. She commented than my lips looked dry and crackly and gave me her chapstick with aloe to put on. Apparently I'm allergic to aloe and my lips got so swollen I could hardly talk. It was too late to reschedule the interview. FML

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By goo - 10/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Louisville

Today, while having fun between the sheets with my boyfriend, his allergies got the best of him and his nose started running. Every time he kissed me he'd drip snot onto my face. When I complained, he said I was being insensitive. FML

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Bad, so bad

By Anonymous - 14/11/2015 07:20 - United States

Today, the man of my dreams turned out to be the worst kisser I've ever encountered. I now have a huge hickey on my chin to remember the experience by. FML

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By PissyPants - 20/06/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I finally got my first kiss. I was so excited, I pissed myself. FML

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By jacobscrackers - 01/08/2010 18:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend decided that a good time to have our first kiss was on a roller-coaster, right before a huge drop. He bit through my lip. FML

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By rhunter17 - 06/04/2015 19:38

Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML

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MzMegs 20

Sunday 20 March 2011 7:39

Ouch. :( Poor guy.

trickkemhard 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 7:46

yuuummmm, sounds like he got a TASTY treat. bet it tasted like honey..from the hive. *ba-dum-ching*

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Monkeymolli 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 13:30

that sticks! I hope you had benadryl!

Samsonizor 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 13:31

YDI for posting this as your FML sux way more for him than for you.

Ruff_fml 3

Sunday 20 March 2011 14:21

Stay classy FML'ers.

samqu 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 14:32

batman!!!!!! and the poison int girl

rwade2011 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 14:45

Hahahahaha!

zoeylynn57 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 15:05

that's a kiss to remember lol

L3Paparazzo 7

Sunday 20 March 2011 15:34

he's prob like never again

boatkicker 4

Sunday 20 March 2011 15:57

F both your lives, because I know how that goes. It's awful for him to be covered in hives, he's miserable. It's an awful feeling to realize you unintentionally made someone else miserable.

justmekp 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 16:21

that blows. my husband is allergic to chapstick too.

ManderPandaa12 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 16:26

Love. (:

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