By Anonymous - 20/03/2011 03:30 - United States

Today, I got my first kiss. He had an allergic reaction to my chapstick, and broke out in hives. FML
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trickkemhard 0

yuuummmm, sounds like he got a TASTY treat. bet it tasted like honey..from the hive. *ba-dum-ching*

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TrueTexan 0

cute story for the kids ;D

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boomsupersonic 0

Awweh, that sucks for both of you. I hope everything works out between you two! FYL, honey.

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laurbear12 3

maybe he had an allergic reaction to you, not the chapstick haha

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GravyGuy 11

Well look at the bright side OP, at least you got your first kiss! :)

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UnprecendentedAw 0

Bummer. Better to find out giving him a kiss than a bj.

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Human_Delilah 0

D': Poor Guy, Let's Hope he Doesnt get mad at You.*-*

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laden_swallow09 34

Not random -- #9's screenname is iHeartBacon, a disambiguation of iPhone, iPod, or more accurately, iHeartRadio. #32 merely shared her love for bacon with #9. And now that I had to explain it, it defeats the humor. BTW, bacon DOES make everything better! Juss sayin.

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