Money: Today, I got my paycheck. I was really excited since I've been...

By fuckcops - 13/06/2011 19:06 - United States

Today, I got my paycheck. I was really excited since I've been broke for the last two weeks. On my way home, I got pulled over and got a ticket for expired tags. The $90 for new tags plus $135 for the citation will leave me with enough to buy a burger. FML

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By bankergirl - 16/01/2010 07:22 - United States

Today, I got called into work and I was really excited to earn some extra money. One block from getting there I get pulled over. Apparently my tags were expired, and there goes half a weeks pay. FML

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By copmagnet - 15/10/2010 00:43 - United States

Today, I got a $200 bonus at work and was super excited about getting a plane ticket to see my family. On the way back from work I got a $300 speeding ticket. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2019 02:00 - United States

Today, I got pulled over by a cop and got slammed with a ticket for expired tabs on my motorcycle. The DMV was literally across the street. I was heading there to get new tabs. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2010 02:43 - United States

Today, I felt really depressed so I decided to go to McDonald's, get a sundae and cheer myself up. I got pulled over by the cops on the way, and was given a ticket for an expired registration. McDonald's was closed. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, I finally got my paycheck from working at my minimum wage job for the last three months. I was delighted when I saw it was worth $846. On my way to cash it, I destroyed my car's suspension. It's going to cost almost $800 to fix. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I went downtown to pay my speeding ticket. After standing in line and arguing with a rude woman behind the desk, I get back to my car only to find an expired meter and a parking ticket. I got a ticket while paying my ticket. FML

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By imnotcool - 16/04/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML

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By Criminal - 13/07/2010 23:15 - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML

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By fuji - 16/10/2018 17:30

Today, I was pulled over and given a ticket for a broken tail light. On the way to the mechanic. To get my tail light fixed. FML

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By Username - 04/12/2010 21:04 - United States

Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML

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jess6blondie9 2

Tuesday 14 June 2011 1:11

At least you get a burger!(:

disney_blonde 16

Tuesday 14 June 2011 1:13

Maybe renew your tags on time like a responsible adult and this won't happen.

Comments

Ray_of_midnight 22

Tuesday 14 June 2011 13:45

I'm not a lawyer and this is not legal advice...but maybe if you take the ticket to court and show the judge that you got the expired tags taken care of immediately, and you have an otherwise clean record, you can get them to dismiss the ticket? That's worked for friends of mine in Massachusetts.

ExtraCrispy95 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 15:09

dude such bad luck, lesson learned tho

ReynshineCutting 10

Tuesday 14 June 2011 15:14

I love how people on here are saying "wow you need to get a new job". Have any of you TRIED to get a job lately? There's no such thing. Or "budget your money better" like eating is a ******* choice. Too many of you self righteous pricks live solely off of daddy's money and haven't seen the real world yet.

mofo12 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 18:57

you talk about real world, yet you have a picture of a unicorn?! really?!

ReynshineCutting 10

Tuesday 14 June 2011 20:54

Umm it's a real unicorn thank you very much. It's just one of my horses that we dressed up for my 3 year old niece for Christmas.

jennabell86 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 4:15

actually I have a feeling that those of us suggesting budgets are the ones who actually DO budget our money, because we DON'T live off of Daddy's gold card

cs1238 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 16:50

You need a new job! :-/

Xehanort68 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 19:43

trollololololol. "cop killah" lmao

ImYourVirus 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 21:40

Most states if you get it fixed within a certain amount of time they will kick it down to like 10 bucks. Just need to show your receipt for it to the clerk, you don't even need to go court you can do it earlier.

86ed 4

Tuesday 14 June 2011 23:14

these are the easiest tickets to get dropped. just go to court, plead not guilty and showgirl the new registration. ticket dropped. unless you've already paid it, then fyl