Health: Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy... - FML

By shitttyyyday - 14/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML

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By 1DisGR8 - 16/12/2018 09:30 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML

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Wrong end of the stick

By anonymous - 09/04/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML

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By 1DisGR8 - 14/11/2018 13:30

Today, while writing a midterm, my period came unexpectedly. Too bad my male professor was the one to notice and not me. FML

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By jacie - 18/11/2018 15:30

Today, I tried on a pair of pants in a dressing room and they didn’t fit. However, my period came suddenly and left a massive bloodstain, so I had to buy them anyway. In case you’re wondering, the pants were white, the cashier was male and cute, and he definitely noticed. FML

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Senpai Noticed

By HelenErutherford - 09/07/2018 01:30

Today, my period started. It wouldn't be a big deal if it hadn't happened while I was in my karate class practicing kicks, and if the guy I have a crush on hadn't informed me of it after chuckling. FML

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By full moon - 08/09/2016 02:37 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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My body hates me

By How? - 09/10/2022 22:30

Today, I'm on the last few days of my period. After nothing came out the whole day, a dollop of blood suddenly poured out, somehow managed to entirely circumvent the giant pad I was wearing, and went straight into my underwear, pants, and the chair I was sitting on. FML

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By DesperateBich - 28/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was in band rehearsing for a big concert coming up. Since the band was practicing with the orchestra and there weren’t enough seats, we had to stand. My back was facing everyone when my friend tapped me on the shoulder and pointed to my ass. I got my period and everyone saw the stain. FML

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By Kidsthesedays - 09/11/2015 19:33 - United Kingdom - Saint Neots

Today, a kid came into the classroom I teach in to tell me there was "something" in the girls' toilets. "What kind of something", I asked? I was not expecting the answer "A period mural". FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2018 13:30

Today, I apparently had diarrhea in my sleep. I had to get up and sneak to the bathroom so as to not wake my husband. When he asked about the stain, I panicked and told him I started my period. FML

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Airman1988 9

Saturday 14 January 2012 12:10

I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die.

Pentium_4 27

Saturday 14 January 2012 12:41

*cuts both wrists* i'll tell you in a week

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zaniegirl 0

Monday 16 January 2012 22:08

Fruit punch. Uh You know, i spilled it... Yeah.

bribo 4

Monday 16 January 2012 23:28

But yeh I had sex bfore the talent quest and my bf didn't tell me!!!! And I'm 11 by the way

bribo 4

Monday 16 January 2012 23:30

Oh babe I wanna have sex with you

L_Lovegood 19

Wednesday 18 January 2012 6:25

You are just sad, both for replying to your own comment and for supposedly having sex at 11, which, if it is indeed NOT an extremely obvious lie, is really, really sick.

kittySplash 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 6:04

Hun that happens to me thank god I was wearing black but always bring a pair of jeans or shorts

smitzer 7

Tuesday 24 January 2012 19:23

Ewww!

ilovesoccer25 0

Monday 13 February 2012 6:30

i havnt gotten my period and im 13

newburton13 26

Sunday 18 March 2012 2:49

At least you didn't have cramps.

theunlovedemo 10

Wednesday 27 June 2012 22:35

whoever said that you deserve that is evil! that's awful :(

lacrossebabe23 4

Sunday 8 July 2012 3:12

Awwww sweetie...ik the feeling...:) fyl

linarahmany 6

Friday 3 August 2012 8:21

I'm sorry but I died from laughing

sweetypieluvsyou 9

Saturday 10 November 2012 0:26

Awwww i feel so bad for you:(

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