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By shitttyyyday - 14/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML

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By 1DisGR8 - 16/12/2018 09:30 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML

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Wrong end of the stick

By anonymous - 09/04/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML

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By 1DisGR8 - 14/11/2018 13:30

Today, while writing a midterm, my period came unexpectedly. Too bad my male professor was the one to notice and not me. FML

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By jacie - 18/11/2018 15:30

Today, I tried on a pair of pants in a dressing room and they didn’t fit. However, my period came suddenly and left a massive bloodstain, so I had to buy them anyway. In case you’re wondering, the pants were white, the cashier was male and cute, and he definitely noticed. FML

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Senpai Noticed

By HelenErutherford - 09/07/2018 01:30

Today, my period started. It wouldn't be a big deal if it hadn't happened while I was in my karate class practicing kicks, and if the guy I have a crush on hadn't informed me of it after chuckling. FML

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By full moon - 08/09/2016 02:37 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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My body hates me

By How? - 09/10/2022 22:30

Today, I'm on the last few days of my period. After nothing came out the whole day, a dollop of blood suddenly poured out, somehow managed to entirely circumvent the giant pad I was wearing, and went straight into my underwear, pants, and the chair I was sitting on. FML

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By DesperateBich - 28/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was in band rehearsing for a big concert coming up. Since the band was practicing with the orchestra and there weren’t enough seats, we had to stand. My back was facing everyone when my friend tapped me on the shoulder and pointed to my ass. I got my period and everyone saw the stain. FML

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By Kidsthesedays - 09/11/2015 19:33 - United Kingdom - Saint Neots

Today, a kid came into the classroom I teach in to tell me there was "something" in the girls' toilets. "What kind of something", I asked? I was not expecting the answer "A period mural". FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2018 13:30

Today, I apparently had diarrhea in my sleep. I had to get up and sneak to the bathroom so as to not wake my husband. When he asked about the stain, I panicked and told him I started my period. FML

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Airman1988 9

Saturday 14 January 2012 12:10

I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die.

Pentium_4 27

Saturday 14 January 2012 12:41

*cuts both wrists* i'll tell you in a week

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bubo_fml 10

Saturday 14 January 2012 21:42

Tell everybody you just got out of art class where you forgot to wear a smock & accidently spilled paint on your pants...

Gabby18 5

Saturday 14 January 2012 21:44

Haha wow ! Sucks

legresley85 1

Saturday 14 January 2012 21:52

The joys of womanhood. Make sure you keep track of it on a calendar or with an app on your cell. Hope that boy will be sensitive to your situation.

baseballgirl2100 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 22:21

aww its okay... that almost happened to me :P

Psychology_13 8

Saturday 14 January 2012 22:22

What a clever way to describe it :)

superashbash 4

Saturday 14 January 2012 22:23

What an asshole.. And who every clicked you deserve it.. Is stupid... How did she deserve it? Being a teenage girl is hard

hjanelle14 2

Sunday 15 January 2012 0:36

shit happens it happened to me the first time I had my period...I carry pads and tampons with me everywhere

Okayitwasme 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 1:55

Ow, I feel for you OP, one of my friends had that happen to her in school. She had white pants on. So, I ran up behind her and thank God no one noticed! I suggest getting on the pill, because it regulates your cycles and you always know when you will have it! It also helps with the pimples and mood swings.

Fmlsea 28

Sunday 15 January 2012 2:14

Wow that would suck but ur lucky that guy told u ,u could of went all day without knowing altho I don't see how u would of . Wouldn't u of felt the cramps or felt wet from the blood

meennah 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 2:36

bahahhahhaaaha

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