By pechfogl - 26/08/2017 21:45 - Austria

Today, I got my period while spray tanning. FML
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Glowworm56 26

It can be extremely difficult to perfectly track a period. Even when you do get the signs and symptoms, it sometimes doesn't come until a few days later--or sometimes even a week.

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Des is ja amoi scheisse...

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buckdharma 36

Wow, you're eclipse colors. Do people have to wear funny glasses to look at you?

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RockPrincess26 16

You deserve it for not tracking your period.

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Glowworm56 26

It can be extremely difficult to perfectly track a period. Even when you do get the signs and symptoms, it sometimes doesn't come until a few days later--or sometimes even a week.

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RockPrincess26 16

Not really. It's a cycle that goes every 28 days. Basic health class will teach you this. But now we have the lazy way of using a period tracker app.

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raven_of_azarath 34

I've always tracked my period, but that doesn't mean it didn't catch me by surprise sometimes. Periods can be irregular.

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raven_of_azarath 34

Do you now have a trail of not orange from the blood running down your legs?

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gobiteme2 34

It could've been worse if you sprayed back.

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Ashamed_Sister 60

This summer was and still is hot and sunny in Austria, so why are you spray tanning?

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neuronerd 28

That's exactly when someone would spray tan. They may want to a tan when showing skin in summer clothes, and not want to be risking skin cancer, and/or they could be naturally really pale and unable to tan.

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Little Richard 11

So? We're you spray tanning nude? I thought you wore a skimpy bikini to do that.

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