Miscellaneous: Today, I got my report card from school. I pulled my grade up...

By bee - 23/12/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, I got my report card from school. I pulled my grade up in Algebra from a D to an A. My parents told me that they never expected me to accomplish this, and good job but they've already enrolled me in boarding school. So much for all that extra credit and staying late after school to study. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2022 02:00

Today, I got my report card, and thought I did pretty well with a GPA of 3.58. My parents freaked out over the 3 B's I had, and proceeded to look up which colleges would still accept me. I just finished my first quarter as a freshman in high school. FML

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By MollyMo - 21/03/2009 06:22 - United States

Today, my parents saw my report card. Now, they refuse to buy me my the new computer I've always wanted because my grades had 'slipped'. I made honor roll for three terms, and was kept off for the fourth for a single bad grade. I failed gym. FML

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By mathgenius - 08/10/2013 19:17 - Norway - Kolltveit

Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML

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Buckle down

By tryingtobepretty101 - 02/09/2011 16:58 - United States

Today, my report card finally came in. My mom took one look at it and told me that if I'm not going to take my grades seriously, I might as well start looking for a sugar daddy. But first, I apparently need to work on prettying myself up. FML

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By Yocherrypicker - 29/07/2016 01:04

Today, I got my report card. My teacher gave me an F, and under class comments she gave me a U for unsatisfactory. So I got an F U from my teacher. FML

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By IamTheSalt - 25/04/2017 02:00

Today, I got my grades back. They were all 98's and 99's with also a 104 (extra-credit). I got refused from entering an honors club, because it's "impossible to get above a hundred in a math class". I even got investigated for cheating. FML

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Keep it down!

By LonelyStudent - 02/09/2019 19:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, while at a grocery store, I told my mom I had some good news. She exclaimed, "You finally got a boyfriend?!" No mom, just an A on my math test. FML

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By CantWin - 07/06/2016 22:38 - United States - Provo

Today, after finally applying myself and busting my butt all semester, I found out the school is accusing me of cheating because they couldn't believe I could have gotten near-perfect grades considering my grade history. If this is how society rewards academic turnarounds, why do I even bother? FML

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Busted

By Kameron - 20/03/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my mom found out that I’ve been faking my exam grades, turning my 30s to 80s and 40s to 90s on the paper exams. She got access to my online student portal and saw my real grades. I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML

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By Rae - 04/05/2012 21:09 - United States - Chicago

Today, after weeks of intense studying with the intent of pulling my grades up, I saw that in fact, they've all gone down. FML

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Wednesday 23 December 2009 21:36

you may actually enjoy boarding school. It isn't an FML to be away from your parents if they are jerks. You will live in a dorm like setting.

evangldbrg 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 21:37

Wow, harsh parents, consider yourself lucky it's not military school though

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darkmis1 17

Wednesday 23 December 2009 22:20

I wanted to go to boarding school when I was in high school. My mom didn't have the money. You're lucky.

Starfire22 5

Wednesday 23 December 2009 22:28

You might enjoy it...

nkeg87 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 22:30

I went to boarding school. best thing that ever happened to me. Its different world than the public school scene. Be prepared but be open minded

Anteezy 7

Wednesday 23 December 2009 23:07

Too little too late.

thekeeper 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 23:12

I go to boarding school, it's fantastic. Mine is anyway.

Russia_fml 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 23:45

good luck

wastingtimeonFML 7

Wednesday 13 June 2012 19:54

I like your username.

Fenny 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 23:47

I wish I went to a boarding school.

Luckster 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 0:00

20 years from now, your parents will deny that this act of douchebaggery ever happened.

wingedtoad 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 0:11

All my friends who went to boarding school say that it's really fun, and it sounds like they learn a ton more than people would in public or private non-boarding schools. So this is not a FML or YDI, it's more of a self-congratulations - you have good grades and now you have something to look forward to!