By innocent cat lady - 07/07/2015 18:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend freaked out at me because he found a couple of orange hairs in my bed and he knows my ex is a redhead. He also knows I have two orange cats. FML
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not_your_taco 15

So that adds two more suspects to who you cheated on him with...

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MissRaindrop 20

That's not just a wrong conclusion. That's trust issues and insecurity. My husbands ex is blonde. We also have a golden retriever of the same color. When I find blond hairs I automatically assume my dog was there. Thinking his ex was in our house doesn't even cross my mind.

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marcranger 28

I'd hate to insult blonds by asking if he is one--stupidity is indifferent to hair color, after all.

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ItsDutch 16

Idiots come in all shapes and sizes my friend..

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mixedsubstances 13

ofc a blond finds this offensive cuz they would be stupid enough to be offended by something so trivial

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Rebles 15

@34 I am found and I offend this blonde

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

#53 I find blondes offend me.

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Lars93 18

sounds like he thinks this is quite CAT-astrophic

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liv1222 29

You should have known you'll get thumbs down for that pun...

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ChristinePi 36

Car hair and human hair are nothing alike. You might want to have a talk with him or break up with him if he trusts you that little.

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A07 48

Ah, the classic "break up with him" comment.

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littlekellilee 45

We have Devon Rex cats. Their fur is curly and looks like pubic hair. It's pretty hilarious when someone visiting finds one somewhere, like in a table.

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Atomic69 6

He got scared, and you want her to abandon him, because he got scared. you need to reevaluate the way you treat people. You wouldn't want a boyfriend of yours to abandon you, because you got scared. trust and being scared aren't mutually exclusive.

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DoomedGemini 37

As others have said, he had to be pretty untrusting to immediately jump to her cheating with an ex rather than thinking its just animal fur. Animals shed a lot, after all. I think most people would jump to cat rather than "OMG SHES CHEATING".

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swaglesshipster 23

If be worried if I were him too! Those fuzzy fur balls are good at winning hearts!

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vreid 20

What I learned from this fml Cats > people

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jet223 20

What I learned from this FML: Cats cause problems.

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vreid 20

Or they help you realize your boyfriend is psycho!

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cOOkiEzRgOOd 22

I could see where he came from. But I'd hope after 10 seconds of thought he'd notice.

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appygirlify 17

Sounds like he overreacted huh? Sorry op

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ShadowlessSpear 21

Two negatives make a positive. Yes, they have souls.

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not_your_taco 15

So that adds two more suspects to who you cheated on him with...

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MrSassypants 33

Add Chester Cheetah to the list. He wears sunglasses so you know he's good with the ladies.

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leogachi 15

It shouldn't be startling if she has orange cats.

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