Intimacy: Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. My usually detached and...

By Numb - 11/04/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. My usually detached and unromantic boyfriend rushed right over after work with flowers and movies. A little while later, he admitted excitedly that he'd heard the numbing medication also works on gag reflexes and wanted to test the theory. FML

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By fatcheeks - 02/03/2010 16:58 - United States

Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth removed. I went to see my boyfriend for comfort because I was in so much pain. The first thing he asked me when I saw him with huge cheeks? When would be the next time I could give him a blowjob. FML

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Cheeky

By smiler - 17/03/2010 16:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I had my wisdom teeth removed. The sympathetic words from my boyfriend asked if this meant I could open my mouth a bit wider for him now. FML

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By dating a fking cnt - 10/11/2012 00:16 - Canada

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML

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The whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

By Anonymous - 01/04/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML

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Admission time

By peeoncarl1111 - 29/01/2011 01:06 - United States

Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 20:56 - United States

Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML

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By gag reflex - 16/08/2014 16:03 - Australia - Burwood

Today, while I was at the dentist, I couldn't stop gagging when he tried to put a tab in my mouth to get an x-ray. As I left, I overheard him saying, "I feel sorry for her boyfriend." FML

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By pain in my gums - 27/02/2017 11:30 - Canada - St. John's

Today, I went to the dentist to get my wisdom teeth removed. The surgeon took a better X-ray to see what he was dealing with before he got started. When he came back into the room, he started to laugh and told me it was my lucky day because in the X-rays he found 2 big extra wisdom teeth. FML

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I'm so sorry

By Anonymous - 21/02/2015 14:20 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my girlfriend got her wisdom teeth removed. I really want to help her out while she recovers, but her swollen cheeks combined with her natural buck teeth keep making me crack up every time I see her. I can't help it and I'm now in the doghouse. FML

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By TT - 19/04/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML

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melons 44

Tuesday 12 April 2011 1:35

Oblige him, bite down really hard, then claim you couldn't feel anything.

juliette320 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 1:36

if your surgery was half as bad as mine his penis won't be going in your mouth anytime soon, unless he has a pencil sized penis.

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skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 12 April 2011 3:23

Why cant guys do something nice every now and then, and not expect something in return?

KasCiaYr 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 6:55

Why would they? Why do girls like being lied to?

PristinecrazyD 0

Thursday 3 May 2012 7:14

I do nice things all the time for my girl and never expect anything in return. Example she was babysitting her siblings one day while i was over and she wasnt feeling the greatest so i made her soup and told her to take a nap while i took over with the kids

Boomer21 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 3:27

The dentist always says your not supposed to suck on anything for at least 72 hours after getting your teeth pulled so I guess your bf will never get know. Or did he???

CheckMyProfile 17

Tuesday 12 April 2011 3:27

at least he's doing an experiment. I don't think dumbs are able to do experiments!

evperry 2

Tuesday 12 April 2011 3:28

he-oh

fizzpoplady 3

Tuesday 12 April 2011 3:32

Slap the excited right off his face. You just had surgery and are now probably bleeding heavily from the mouth, and all he can think about it is getting his rocks off? What a douche. On the plus side, in the future you can use his willingness to stick his junk in a bloody hole as leverage to sex you up on your next period :P