By Numb - 11/04/2011 19:27 - United States

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Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. My usually detached and unromantic boyfriend rushed right over after work with flowers and movies. A little while later, he admitted excitedly that he'd heard the numbing medication also works on gag reflexes and wanted to test the theory. FML
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melons 44

Oblige him, bite down really hard, then claim you couldn't feel anything.

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juliette320 0

if your surgery was half as bad as mine his penis won't be going in your mouth anytime soon, unless he has a pencil sized penis.

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gutzz 0

If he's detached and not romantic maybeeee..... you shouldn't expect more than that. YDI for being with an asshole :)

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gutzz 0

If he's detached and not romantic maybeeee..... you shouldn't expect more than that. YDI for being with an asshole :)

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leethewrestler 0

the theory doesn't work.

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Quiet_one 22

That sucks, but I have to wonder why you continue to date him if he's such an a-hole.

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lmaoatall 6

how low a man won't go for a bj. go ahead and test the theory, we will be waiting for the results.

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aquariusangel420 0

OP your boyfriend is a ******* asshole dump his ASS and find someone who will actually rush over to take care of you because he loves you not because he wants his dick to get action because you can't feel it!!! How heartless, gross and selfish

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zoeulani 0

heres a bit of advice...if u hold ur thumb in ur fist then u dont have a gag reflex...just sayin.

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trevor12345678 0

ha well maybe now he's trying she should give em a try

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