By Numb - 11/04/2011 19:27 - United States

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Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. My usually detached and unromantic boyfriend rushed right over after work with flowers and movies. A little while later, he admitted excitedly that he'd heard the numbing medication also works on gag reflexes and wanted to test the theory. FML
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melons 44

Oblige him, bite down really hard, then claim you couldn't feel anything.

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juliette320 0

if your surgery was half as bad as mine his penis won't be going in your mouth anytime soon, unless he has a pencil sized penis.

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elehctro_lights 0

Lmao. Nice boyfriend you got there. At least he acted like he cared for a while.

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CheapGodiva 0

You deserve it because you admitted he has no feelings for you yet still he is your boyfriend.

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ChibiGirl5 0

fyl for having a dick boyfriend if I were you I'd rather be alone

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iwouldliketocomm 0

ya right, you can say that on the Internet but what would you really do in that situation?

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ChibiGirl5 0

she won't be able to open her mouth and even if she could she would have to go to the hospital for a mouth infection. that bastard is just freakin inconsiderate

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killface93 0

I wouldn't blame him

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BeastSWA 0

Wow that sucks. Dump your boyfriend and get a new one that knows how to show his lady respect, not act like a sick, perverted bastard.

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oooKiLLaHooo 0

I didn't know liking BJs made you a sick, perverted person.

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lavantant 3

liking bjs doesn't. wanting one with your girl's mouth bloody and wounded does.

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anakaren_831 1

How sweet:D Just for that, make sure to bite that thing!:)

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anakaren_831 1

How sweet:D Just for that, make sure to bite that thing!:)

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