Miscellaneous: Today, I got no happy birthday wishes from anyone. I decided...

By forgotmyownbirthday - 27/11/2009 14:26 - United States

Today, I got no happy birthday wishes from anyone. I decided to call my sister to see if she'd remembered. My 6-year-old niece answered, so I told her it was my birthday. She said that it's tomorrow. After ten minutes of arguing with a 6-year-old, I checked the calendar. It's tomorrow. FML

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By Ondskansgris - 12/03/2009 09:59 - Sweden

Today, I turned 22, without anyone wishing me a happy birthday. In fact, the only phone call I received all day was from my brother. He wanted to borrow money. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2013 07:32 - United States - Sparks

Today, I got a picture message from my aunt that said, "9 out of 10 kids get their awesomeness from their aunt." Normally, I would have agreed, except she forgot my birthday yesterday. FML

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By poorgary - 18/12/2008 11:46 - France

Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML

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By Zebra - 30/12/2020 22:58

Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2021 16:02

Today, it's my birthday, none of my friends wished me a thing. I spent the whole day crying and then decided to call few of them and sobbingly demanded an explanation. Most of them didn't pick up, the rest called me a drama queen, saying that my birthday isn't as important as I think. FML

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Phusion 0

Friday 27 November 2009 20:05

you're an idiot

twixbarlover 0

Friday 27 November 2009 20:08

What an idiot...."are you smarter than a 6 yr old?" nope....

Comments

shaniqualee 2

Friday 27 November 2009 20:28

You should probably add a doctor's appt to that day too, since I think you're retarded.

amyxbbz 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 13:00

little harsh, but funny :L

Lythiaren 8

Friday 27 November 2009 20:30

How do you forget something like that?

perdix 29

Friday 27 November 2009 20:32

After ten minutes of arguing with a 6-year-old, I can only guess what your sister and her family are going to wish for you tomorrow.

Username72999 0

Friday 27 November 2009 20:33

YDI for everything, but especially arguing with a 6 year old for 10 minutes. If you think you really know better, why would you bother trying to convince a stubborn little kid? You sound like a know-it-all bitch.

Rugbyleather 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 6:42

thats a little harsh dude chill out little kids can be wrong alot not like she was cussing the kid out. damn

Cristaderzi 0

Friday 27 November 2009 20:36

Mines the the 2nd lol Its just another day really! What makes us so special that we must be reconized? Nada! Buy yourself some wine and Dinner And quit being a nuisance!