Miscellaneous: Today, I got no happy birthday wishes from anyone. I decided...

By forgotmyownbirthday - 27/11/2009 14:26 - United States

Today, I got no happy birthday wishes from anyone. I decided to call my sister to see if she'd remembered. My 6-year-old niece answered, so I told her it was my birthday. She said that it's tomorrow. After ten minutes of arguing with a 6-year-old, I checked the calendar. It's tomorrow. FML

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By Boyufd - 19/06/2021 00:01

Today, it was my birthday. Also today, same as the past five years, my family forgot my mine and threw a party for my 5-year-old twin sisters who I share a birthday with. FML

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By birthdaygirl - 16/04/2014 17:24 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy birthday were the ones who saw the "birthday boy" poster my sister plastered around school, which included a photo of me as a kid dressed up as a girl. FML

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By aishahahaha_ - 19/06/2016 00:34 - Zambia - Lusaka

Today, I walked in on my sister and a few of my roommates planning a surprise party for a fellow roommate whose birthday is a week away. My birthday was yesterday. No one remembered. Not even my own sister. FML

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By secret - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Ashford

Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML

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By Forgotten Birthday Girl - 11/07/2018 20:30

Today, it's my birthday. I am a triplet. In my first class, everyone sang happy birthday to my sister. Her friends got her balloons too. My other sister's friends got her flowers. Everyone forgot I was their sister and all of my own friends forgot that it was my birthday. FML

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By Ondskansgris - 12/03/2009 09:59 - Sweden

Today, I turned 22, without anyone wishing me a happy birthday. In fact, the only phone call I received all day was from my brother. He wanted to borrow money. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2013 07:32 - United States - Sparks

Today, I got a picture message from my aunt that said, "9 out of 10 kids get their awesomeness from their aunt." Normally, I would have agreed, except she forgot my birthday yesterday. FML

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By poorgary - 18/12/2008 11:46 - France

Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML

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By Zebra - 30/12/2020 22:58

Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2021 16:02

Today, it's my birthday, none of my friends wished me a thing. I spent the whole day crying and then decided to call few of them and sobbingly demanded an explanation. Most of them didn't pick up, the rest called me a drama queen, saying that my birthday isn't as important as I think. FML

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Phusion 0

Friday 27 November 2009 20:05

you're an idiot

twixbarlover 0

Friday 27 November 2009 20:08

What an idiot...."are you smarter than a 6 yr old?" nope....

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gal74 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 2:00

MLIA

Skullcrusher 5

Saturday 28 November 2009 2:13

Man, you are a major dumb ass!

NorfolkDude 2

Saturday 28 November 2009 4:00

This isn't a FML. This is more like a IJFOID (I Just Found Out I'm Dumb).

Foufinator 2

Saturday 28 November 2009 4:07

Well, if you didn't like it, other people did!! Found it kinda funny! Happy birthday hun!

army1312at 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 4:20

just like a women to get worked up over people not remembering her birthday when she doesnt even remember it. ha

BaBiiSpAnKy821 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 5:20

happy birthday (:

Houndourpup 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 5:37

You know you're stresed out when you forget your own birth day...

helpmeiamblind 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 5:50

You are a ****** BITCH! And an idiot.

warriorcatluvr 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 2:42

how is op a bitch???

jjcooper 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 6:35

wow

rhodium 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 7:07

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