Miscellaneous: Today, I got no happy birthday wishes from anyone. I decided...

By forgotmyownbirthday - 27/11/2009 14:26 - United States

Today, I got no happy birthday wishes from anyone. I decided to call my sister to see if she'd remembered. My 6-year-old niece answered, so I told her it was my birthday. She said that it's tomorrow. After ten minutes of arguing with a 6-year-old, I checked the calendar. It's tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 153

You deserved it 60 851

Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
Celebrate with stories where tradition and humor meet for a colorful Chinese New Year. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Who are you?

By Boyufd - 19/06/2021 00:01

Today, it was my birthday. Also today, same as the past five years, my family forgot my mine and threw a party for my 5-year-old twin sisters who I share a birthday with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 075

You deserved it 95

By birthdaygirl - 16/04/2014 17:24 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy birthday were the ones who saw the "birthday boy" poster my sister plastered around school, which included a photo of me as a kid dressed up as a girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 030

You deserved it 4 209

By aishahahaha_ - 19/06/2016 00:34 - Zambia - Lusaka

Today, I walked in on my sister and a few of my roommates planning a surprise party for a fellow roommate whose birthday is a week away. My birthday was yesterday. No one remembered. Not even my own sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 809

You deserved it 766

Classic Mom

By secret - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Ashford

Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 454

You deserved it 2 304

By Forgotten Birthday Girl - 11/07/2018 20:30

Today, it's my birthday. I am a triplet. In my first class, everyone sang happy birthday to my sister. Her friends got her balloons too. My other sister's friends got her flowers. Everyone forgot I was their sister and all of my own friends forgot that it was my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 015

You deserved it 296

By Ondskansgris - 12/03/2009 09:59 - Sweden

Today, I turned 22, without anyone wishing me a happy birthday. In fact, the only phone call I received all day was from my brother. He wanted to borrow money. FML

I agree, your life sucks 135 156

You deserved it 7 466

By Anonymous - 21/05/2013 07:32 - United States - Sparks

Today, I got a picture message from my aunt that said, "9 out of 10 kids get their awesomeness from their aunt." Normally, I would have agreed, except she forgot my birthday yesterday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 223

You deserved it 3 327

By poorgary - 18/12/2008 11:46 - France

Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 829

You deserved it 2 725

Happy Birthday to me

By Zebra - 30/12/2020 22:58

Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 852

You deserved it 66

It isn't

By Anonymous - 08/07/2021 16:02

Today, it's my birthday, none of my friends wished me a thing. I spent the whole day crying and then decided to call few of them and sobbingly demanded an explanation. Most of them didn't pick up, the rest called me a drama queen, saying that my birthday isn't as important as I think. FML

I agree, your life sucks 770

You deserved it 1 779

Phusion 0

Friday 27 November 2009 20:05

you're an idiot

twixbarlover 0

Friday 27 November 2009 20:08

What an idiot...."are you smarter than a 6 yr old?" nope....

Comments

Holy_ish 19

Friday 12 August 2011 13:23

pwned by a 6 year old

delfino1604 24

Thursday 25 August 2011 19:45

lay off the pot chick

rachilio 26

Tuesday 30 August 2011 20:08

Lmmfao!!!!!! You're such a moron..... A six year old new your birthday better than you....!!!!! Laugh. My. Mother. *******. Ass. Off. Lmmfao!!!!!

shakespearelove 6

Sunday 6 November 2011 20:36

even tho it was a mega fail for OP to forget their own birthday, it doesnt make her an attention ***** , a bitch, or anything else. yeah it was a little stupid, but come on people ! she got the day mixed up, and thinking it was her birthday and not getting any birthday wishes from anyone made her upset. NOT AN ATTENTION *****! wouldnt any of you get upset if you thought people forgot your birthday? and you never know how long you can argue with someone! i get into those types of fights with my friends all the time and it sometimes lasts a whole class (75 min) just us saying "it is" "no it isnt" so all y'all better hush up in callin OP names like "Attention *****" "stupid" "dumbass" "bitch" and it goes on. dont be so harsh to people.

PenelopeRamirez_fml 4

Friday 18 November 2011 23:44

How did you not know it wasn't your birthday???

merrielp 13

Friday 1 June 2012 7:04

You really need that much attention???? Really????????

jhamann 0

Saturday 4 August 2012 22:26

" i got no" do u know how to talk - i didnt get any

taka3000000o 8

Wednesday 10 April 2013 22:20

Don't worry op I also forgot my bday once

MilkyFilmz 26

Thursday 6 June 2013 7:47

How do you not remember your own birthday?

syed121417 22

Monday 16 December 2013 5:09

Calm down guys. OP probably forgot what date it is, happens to the best of us. The fact that the date she thought it was happened to be her birthday doesn't mean she's a dumb ass.... But next time, check to make sure?